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1000th member

Posted: Wed 09 Apr, 2003 10:25 pm
by Skiffle
Celebration time, Military forums just hit its thousandth member.

Big welcoming hand shake to Bishop.

Crack open a beer and welcome aboard

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 1:56 am
by jonboy
CONGRATULATION'S Bishop

Yor are our 1000th member

YOU HAVE WON A £1000

Your name has been registered at all Halifax buliding societies. To claim your prize please bring your IP address and password so our computer adminastrators can identify you, and some form of personal identification i.e passport, driving licenece. Please ask for the manager at your nearest Halifax buliding and inform he/her for the reason of your visit.
You have untill the the 30th of April 2003 to claim your cash reward.

Welcome to Military Forums in association with Halifax.

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 1:59 am
by wilson
:lol: :laola: :lol:

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 9:29 am
by Whah tush sweed
I believe there is a bonus prize of a spa weekend at the Norton Manor Hilton. Taunton.

Manily used by celebs as you will see from the security. Just turn up with your partner. Male or female no one minds.

Should you not live in that area they have a chain of *****accom in Plymouth and Arbroath :D

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 9:30 am
by Peds
thats odd, he hasnt welcomed his prize in this forum with adoration to the people giving it yet.

I vote we give the money to a different cause... me perhaps...

so, if he hasnt replied in this topic by next weekend, send the money straight to me, okay? cheers, peds

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 9:34 am
by Whah tush sweed
Ok if we are already discussing the matter of Bishop not claiming his prize, then I think we should fund all the Iraqi/Kurds a bus back home, should they wish to return to the place where persecution took place and freedom exists. Thanks to our lot.

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 10:18 am
by Archie
A warm welcome to our 1,000th member, Basher, as he may well become known.

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 11:45 am
by Peds
another thread dragged down to the level of filth and depravity!

but very tastefully done, archie.

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 11:53 am
by Whah tush sweed
Could this be the same Bishop who liked/s dressing in womens clothes? :D

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 8:50 pm
by Sea Soldier
In todays "caring,sharing" Britain,dressing in womens clothes doesn't make him a "bad person" ... but like all Bishpos & their ilk,I bet he's got a few "dirty habits" ! :wink:

Welcome "Bish" :lol:

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 10:44 pm
by El Prez
Bashing or polishing he's got very thick glasses from it. :lol:

Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 11:10 pm
by Archie
Leave the poor lad alone, he has enough to cope with having blisters on his right hand.

Posted: Fri 11 Apr, 2003 11:57 am
by Chris
:drinking: :drinking: :laola:

Posted: Fri 11 Apr, 2003 6:28 pm
by DOLLY DOLMAN
well done bishop , the wife say's if you want a real prize she gives good head but then she 's only used to me so what does she know :roll: :oops: 8) :) :o :agrue: :angel: :drinking: