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Sarcastic ways of stating the bleedin obvious
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 11:52 am
by Charlie
El Prez came out with one the other day.
"Does the Pope have a balcony?"
There have to be loads out there
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:40 pm
by Sticky Blue
Does a Bear sh*t in the woods?
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:49 pm
by JulesB
Heres one that I think is just used locally round my way....
'Does Jules like a drink?'
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:50 pm
by TheCount
*Is james brown smooth*
*Is TheCount well hung*
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 12:53 pm
by Charlie
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 2:23 pm
by Shoulderholster
"Does shit stick to blankets".
SH
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 2:39 pm
by John_D
Does a Fart have lumps in it?
John_D
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 3:12 pm
by Jim T
Excuses are like arseholes, every one has one and they all stink!
Jim T
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 4:35 pm
by El Prez
Heard this on a docu about the RN
'Does this face remove knickers'
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:16 pm
by Andy O'Pray
As sure as God made little apples.
Aye - Andy.
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:21 pm
by Wully
As ugly as a robber's dog.
Built like a Norwegian racing sardine!!
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 7:23 pm
by John_D
[ HOW MUCH!! ? ]
John_D
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:42 pm
by Sea Soldier
"More fat on a Butchers Pencil"
"More Chins than the Hong Kong Phone book"
"Lies like a Pussers Menu"
"More kip than the Unknown Warrior"
and so they go on !
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:43 pm
by Chris B
ONLY TO WOMEN!! (Well at least in my case
):
As long as I've got a face you've got a place to sit.
Posted: Tue 25 Mar, 2003 8:57 pm
by El Prez
As long as I've got a face you've got a place to sit.
I should bloody well think so! Lie down
