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Career advice required
Posted: Fri 27 Dec, 2002 9:17 pm
by davidBarker
I am considering applying to join the Royal Military Police. However while at university I got into financial trouble which now thankfully has all been recently settled. Will this affect my application and do they do a credit/financial check on you when you apply?
Thanks In advance
D. Barker
Posted: Fri 27 Dec, 2002 9:42 pm
by Mike
David....... dont worry about your financial position.
The first thing you must do is to have a Full Frontal Labotomy and have it done privately and not on the NHS. What ever you do have it after you join the Royal Military Police, (their name not ours).
Think before you leap... If you want to be a policeman join the proper bunch, some of them still have a brain.( Their pay is far better too)
I am afraid that the Red Caps are perhaps the most disliked bunch of *"*^* in the british army
Good Luck
:fadein: Aye
Posted: Sat 28 Dec, 2002 8:30 pm
by Steve C
When I signed up a few months ago I was only asked if I HAVE any current financial problems, as long as they are sorted when you join you should be ok, contact a recruiter.
-Steve C
OMG
Posted: Sat 28 Dec, 2002 11:10 pm
by Chris
Why would you want to do that you,d be worse than a common PIG
Posted: Sun 29 Dec, 2002 12:24 am
by tony dean
That money was just "resting" in my account officer.....
(yes, I know I nicked that from father ted!)
Posted: Fri 17 Jan, 2003 11:26 am
by gash-hand
were you bullied at school?
RMP
Posted: Sat 01 Feb, 2003 10:03 pm
by Artist
Don't do it!!
Join the Royal Marines. Then become a Royal Marine Policeman.
Better still join the Marines and be a real soldier. And work for the stripes on your arm. (RMP's Get a stripe to be Ar**holes to Pongos)
Aye steve evans
Posted: Sat 01 Feb, 2003 10:59 pm
by Beast
The thought of a red cap send chillers down my spine!
Posted: Sun 02 Feb, 2003 9:21 pm
by rabby
The thought of a Red Cap brings thoughts of Tamzin Outhwaite in uniform to mind.
Posted: Mon 03 Feb, 2003 7:03 pm
by tony dean
The thought of a Red Cap brings thoughts of Tamzin Outhwaite slipping out of her uniform to mind.....
Posted: Mon 03 Feb, 2003 10:23 pm
by Sisyphus
Dribble, dribble, drool
Posted: Sun 23 Feb, 2003 2:42 pm
by harry hackedoff
She could sit on my face,
Popular song, down here, called" I wanna do it with Madonna" has the line"I wonder if I could get Kylie to do it with Madonna"
I`m sure we all share those sentiments
Hmmm now there`s a thought
Posted: Mon 21 Apr, 2003 2:11 pm
by soldierblue
David have you a death wish join somthing join anything but not the Red Caps shit on your shoes mate