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So a bird has become a commando!! HA HA HA HA HA HA - LOSERS!!

D.F.A. some of by best friends etc

only two things fall out of the sky and one of them`s Bird Shit. Throwing your little pink body out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft etc etc

Royal has been wearing lipstick for years( I still do when Mrs Hackedoff isn`t in ) It`s issued to all Arctic Warriors to prevent cracked lips, but I used it on my cheeks and ears, after a kiss from Jack (Frost, not Tar).
Called "Chapstick", it has a high lanolin content and works any where in cold windy conditions. That`s Chapstick, Mutley, not Chap`s Dick.

Don`t know where you`re from, Bud, but welcome aboard the best discussion site on the web

yours, Aye

Harry Hackedoff

Dear Dearthfromabove
Greetings,due to the fact that you are able to read AND work a computer
you must be in 9 Sqn (the Para Btn numbers being in direct proportion
to their IQs).
Get your Kevlar undercrackers on and keep posting mate.
Whooooaaaa Mohamet.
SH

Who says size isn't important, I'm never without my little chapstick. After all you don't want an exposed crack in the arctic!

Talking of Chapsticks, perhaps we should ask DFA who they had in mind when they made the scented, softer "Cherry" version?

DFA seems to miss a couple of important points,

1. She is an Army Commando!
2. We now live in a world of equality only some of us are more equal than others.
3. I met a few old and bold Para's who upon becoming Commando Trained took pegasus out of their Cherry Berry and promptly but him in their Green Beret. I have never heard of a Bootneck who would downgrade his Green lid for something with a pink hue.
4. DFA needs to study a bit of history, the term

Death from above

was first coined in mediaeval times to describe the practise of launching rotting animal carcasses into beseiged fortressed by trebuchets to induce plaque.

Mutley wrote:DFA seems to miss a couple of important points,

1. She is an Army Commando!
2. We now live in a world of equality only some of us are more equal than others.
3. I met a few old and bold Para's who upon becoming Commando Trained took pegasus out of their Cherry Berry and promptly but him in their Green Beret. I have never heard of a Bootneck who would downgrade his Green lid for something with a pink hue.
4. DFA needs to study a bit of history, the term

Death from above

was first coined in mediaeval times to describe the practise of launching rotting animal carcasses into beseiged fortressed by trebuchets to induce plaque.

1.she is a whore!
2.Paras are more equal than you sea hats.
3.Took pegasus out of their beret? We never wore Pegasus in our berets. The only thing we ever took Pegasus out of was your mother! She likes a bit of horde.
4.To induce "plaque" - death by a build up of deposits on the teeth? I think you mean "plague" you dipshit!


1.

Naw, let cherry boy stay on, he might find out what soap is for.

So, Muts can`t spell plague, you can`t spell horse. Made I larf any way Perce

Did you know "Utrinque Paratus" means "gobs off, like a parrot"?

Parashite Reg, don`t you just love`em?
Sorry that should be shoot, er chute.

With the D-Day anniversary just passed and mentions of Pegasus, can anybody tell me why airborne`s priority target on D-Day was an old caff? Run by some old slapper charging ripp-off prices for shite food?Oh, and an abandoned bridge in the middle of a field?
Obviously of tactical importance as it gives all the old Paras somewhere to cry over their "Omelete Paisan", when en France.

a pleasure, as ever Perce

Aye,

Harry

Further to my last,
"obvious talent for crude insults"
That`d be here, then Owdun

Aye,

Harry

DFA
Thank you for your kind observations and comments:

1. Although you wont find it in either the Bill Gates version, or the "My first colour dictionary":

Plaque..... a patch, such as a diseased area

Perhaps you should get your nurse to buy you a dictionary, or ask that on your next outing, once suitably sedated you be allowed to visit a library.

2. Whether or not LJ Pip is a whore is a matter entirely between your mind and your five finger shuffle.

3. How astute of you to note that my dear mother was the matriac of a wandering clan, (Celtish).

4. The idea of a mass leap out of perfectly serviceable aircraft with bits of man made material strapped on your back has been defunct for almost 50 years,

ergo propter hoc

the Zizel would be more apt.

5. As your regiment is subimage, it is understandable that you are envious of a Corps that has a loyal, historic past and (through adaptability and intelligence) shall have a long and glorious future.

6. There is no specific precedent (e or otherwise) regarding the requirement to marque ones messages or part messages thereof; there are clear practices that if one wishes to enumerate it should start at the begining and be in ascending order!

In closing DFA beware:

deus perdere vult, prius dementat

Cherryboy,
Ive got some lovely lipstick that matches your HAT, its to cheap for me. You can have it if you promise the other inmates wont eat it.

Last night I watched some CherryHead on TV,recalled that while a guest of Her Majesties Royal Marines on board a landing craft in the Falkland sound, they hit the beach and were ordered "Out Troops", no one moved coz they did'nt understand. The order was given several more times, untill the word "GO" was given.... they understood that and went over the ramp into 4 ft of ogin....NUFF said.!

Mike, that`d be Maj Chris Keeble(Keely?)who said it.

He "took over" after the other "H" got the good news.


"down wamp, out twoops? down wamp out twoops? Must be some kind of order they(meaning us) use. lf you want to get pawatwoops to do anything you just say...GO"

Exactly

cheers, Aye

Hawwy

Bang, bang, bang bang Who goes there? Who goes there etc

er no offence

correct me if I`m wrong guys, but in the early 70`s, on sir francis chichesters return to the southern shores, was it not the Royal Marines who escorted him into the harbour, in 8 Gemini`s, with Royal Marines painted on the side. If I am correct, a Para, who was in the vicinity, said what happens if the "boat" turns over? the crews turned one of the Gemini`s over, where in nice white paint it said, "Parachute Regiment". nice one, GO GO GO