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TORNADO has revealed he’s joining the show on LOAN from the forces.

Top brass want Royal Marine David McIntosh back for a tour of duty in Afghanistan when Gladiators finishes its run this summer.

Having been in the Army since he was 16, he’s already seen action in Northern Ireland, Somalia and The Gulf.

he is the one on the right btw



Let the piss taking begin

Royal Marine David McIntosh

Having been in the Army since he was 16

Did you get this from the sun?

Yes, the scum never let's fact's get in the way...of anything really

The fact that they said he was a RM, and then said he has been in the Army since 16, pretty much summed up the UK Media, given the fact they are always banging on about 'our boys', they can't even get little things like that correct, tossers.

Thought they used those poofball stick things in Gladiators, not rollmats!

What the hell is wrong with the guy on the left? Looks like he's got one of them things from Alien trying to push out through his rib cage

Illustrious, good call!! it must be the inner bootneck inside that we all have trying to get out!

Dont think he'll be too happy missing out on a mega tv contract to go and play Hang Tuff in Helmand Valley!

Illustrious wrote:What the hell is wrong with the guy on the left? Looks like he's got one of them things from Alien trying to push out through his rib cage

It does appear that the unfortunate gentleman has some form of ribcage malfunction.

Is he the bloke from the Arnie film about Mars with his mate Quato?

he was doing the improvised stretcher stand at meet the marines up birmingham and did a lot of PT with us, i suppose it didnt help that the marine we went there with told him we all thought gladiators were puffs What a nice thing to do lol

Who cares?

I`d shag him though, `kin gorgeous
Oooh, is that your K Y

harry hackedoff wrote:Who cares?

I`d shag him though, `kin gorgeous
Oooh, is that your K Y

Dirty, Dirty man.






Spitroast?

Bet he's loving being named after an RAF aircraft...

Mate of mine is going on as a competitor - joined up same time as me, as a PTI, but is now out and doing a degree in something sports-related.
Must have failed the 'looking-in-mirrors' part of the course...

Looks airbrushed to hell :multi: :multi: :multi:

According to the Manchester Evening News, 'our' Dave had auditioned to be a contender on the cult show, but programme bosses reckoned his bulging biceps were more suited to a role as an actual Gladiator. "I had to pass physical tests to get on the show but I found them pretty easy because of the training I've had in the Marines."



However Dave then rather lets the side down by saying "My favourite Gladiator was Shadow and I'm going to be just as aggressive as him."

Don't know about anyone else but Jet certainly ticked all the boxes for me!



She was starring in the local panto when Gladiators was at it's height. Just as she was about to do a 'routine' my 5year old son turns to me with "Dad..need to go pooh.." "Can't it wait son? Not now?" "Need to go poo NOW!"

Left my cherished seat to the sympathetic glances from other dad's in the audience. Sorted out his paperwork in double quick time but still missed the 'good bit' - much to my missus amusement...

Apart from Tornado, one of the women contenders is apparently called 'Battleaxe'. Hopefully won't be 'Hanging Tough' with curlers in her hair and wrinkled tights, Nora Batty style.


Apparently, the only thing that David does worry about is the reaction of his fellow Marines when they spot him in his skimpy Gladiator Lycra attire.

He said: "I know they're going to take the mick."

No Shit!! P'raps not to yer face mate....