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POSSIBLY THE BEST ANSWER TO A STUPID QUESTION -- EVER
Posted: Fri 04 Apr, 2008 5:35 pm
by anglo-saxon
Katie Couric, while interviewing a U.S. Marine sniper: "What do you feel.....when you shoot a Terrorist?"
Marine: "A slight recoil."
Posted: Fri 04 Apr, 2008 7:06 pm
by tom163
Hahaha that made me laugh.
Tom
Posted: Sat 05 Apr, 2008 3:51 pm
by davo141
haha good effort! rather very clever i am impressed!
Posted: Sun 18 May, 2008 7:26 pm
by Fusilier
Gunner in Vietnam is asked by an anti war news crew, " How can you kill women and children.”
He replies "Easy, I just give them a little more lead.”
Posted: Sun 18 May, 2008 8:15 pm
by jabcrosshook
Fusilier wrote:Gunner in Vietnam is asked by an anti war news crew, " How can you kill women and children.”
He replies "Easy, I just give them a little more lead.”
Yeh, that's not a load of shit
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 1:39 pm
by jm745
That's half inched from Full Metal Jacket.
And he actually says "It's easy, you just don't lead 'em so much"
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 3:23 pm
by Fusilier
Yeh, that's not a load of shit
Your be saying My Lai was a load of shit next.
That's half inched from Full Metal Jacket.
And he actually says "It's easy, you just don't lead 'em so much"
No, Full Metal Jacket was after the Vietnam War and they half inched it from a real quote.
Thanks anyway.
However I should have said
less lead.
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 7:01 pm
by Wholley
Fusilier wrote:
No, Full Metal Jacket was after the Vietnam War
Oh really?
EM I CEE KAY EE WHY,EM OH U ES EE.
Wind in the ol'neck before you piss people off.
No offense.
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 7:26 pm
by Fusilier
No offense.
No offence taken pal. As I would have to care first.
Wind in the ol'neck before you piss people off.
What’s with all the sensitivity?
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 10:23 pm
by druadan
Okay ladies. Fusilier, some of the old and bold round here do like to jump on anyone who is in any danger of causing offence; usually they're justified due to the number of idiots/spammers/5 year olds that seem to join every day. Don't take it too hard
Wholley, from the few posts I've read he actually sounds like a gen bloke, so give him a chance aye?
I rarely get involved in these disputes, so I'll go back to me corner now
Posted: Mon 19 May, 2008 10:28 pm
by Wholley
Fusilier wrote:
Your be saying My Lai was a load of shit next. :
I rest my case.
I'm no longer sensitive.
Posted: Tue 20 May, 2008 3:49 am
by anglo-saxon
Who let that farkin budgie in?
SYLVESTER? SYLVESTER? Where's that no-good cat when you need hm?
Just taking the pi$$, mate.
Thick skins and a sense of ha-ha reqd hereabouts.
"I didn't get where I am today by not having a thick skin and a sense of ha-ha!"
(You had to be there!)
Posted: Tue 20 May, 2008 3:14 pm
by Fusilier
druadan
Thanks for that.
anglo-saxon
No problem mate but you just KNOW I have heard the Budgie jokes. Truth is I always loved the hackle.
I'm no longer sensitive.
I no longer care.
Posted: Thu 22 May, 2008 9:01 pm
by Wholley
Fusilier wrote: I no longer care.
Then you should fit right in
As to you A_S,
Sunshin Deser t mean anything?
Reggie.
Posted: Fri 30 May, 2008 10:08 pm
by 45commandorm
reminds me of a story i heard through the grapevine about the op nimrod boys (iranian embassy) in court
COURT : why did you shoot the terrorist 29 times
SAS : because we ran out of bullets