Our "ABFAC " was a pig and we never used that term
abfac.
He was always "Spindle".
Even when off duty.
Same as Brigade Air Liaison Officer was always "Balo" as in "farksake Balo, are you getting the farking wets in at all tonight or are you always this piso"
Best said when he was trying to trap
Ron, do you know the geezer who has more live controls than anyone else, ever? Bos, Kos, G1, G2, Ganners etc.Old time mate of mine he is.
Use other means if you do

From him I see big changes in the kit, no more lying in yer slug with a hand w4nker, re-charging batteries. I could do it in me sleep.

Still can, which annoys missus Aitch no end as I try to unscrew her left breast
Our version of NVGs was a humungous telescope called a NOD. When I first joined the TACP I was detailed-off to carry the NOD. Somewhat confused by this, as I thought we had an attached recruit from CTC for me to look after
Imagine my surprise to have to sign for a night vision device twelve inches wide, three feet long and complete with a wooden tripod six feet tall. Came in two boxes and weighed in at over eighty five pounds when both packed in their boxes. Try ski-ing with that bastard
Then there was the tgt designator, bigger than a nineteen fifties bbc television camera and a bastard to hold still it was. I gave up trying to cam the farking thing out as the comments regarding "what`s that thing over there that looks like a bbc camera with a cam net and some ferns on it” would really hurt
Biggest ball acher was converting Grids into Lat and Long

I ates it I does. No wonder Elmer has so many blue/blues
Disposables had just come in for us, the crabs had had them for a while previous and it was always a priority to try and proff as many as possible, besides our issue. Three hundred and twenty odd years of proffing expertise, meant the crabs weren’t even aware they were being seen-off

Things moved on, the designator shrank to resemble a large vcr, the computer became small enough to hold in one hand, the crab int birds got slightly bigger tits, etc and the NOD was replaced by second gen image intensifiers which gave you an enormous head-ache and whistled like a cult

Besides killing your night vision
Ref the other, cheers mate. And your latest ref crimbo
First call to that gay chat line is free, but you’ll have to pay big, next time

Or you could use Paratwooper 01`s account, don`t say I said
