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stretch marks
Posted: Wed 28 Nov, 2007 4:26 pm
by Jordy1
does anyone know how i can get rid of them or make them fade? and does anybody know any good supplements that do anything someone said coco powder or something like that thanks lads
Posted: Wed 28 Nov, 2007 4:37 pm
by harry hackedoff
Stay slim, don`t get pregnant.
Worked for me
Next
Posted: Wed 28 Nov, 2007 7:47 pm
by Holger Danske
Strong tights help the ones around the crack of my arse dissapear.
Posted: Wed 28 Nov, 2007 10:40 pm
by Jordy1
i am slim lol jst got a few near my shoulders from when i used to do weights i do more fitness type stuff now thanks for the advice though lol
Posted: Thu 29 Nov, 2007 8:57 pm
by Shoulderholster
"a few near my shoulders",I'm only 15 miles away!.
Try that bio oil,work on my ring after 10 days on artic rations.
SH
Posted: Thu 29 Nov, 2007 9:00 pm
by Shoulderholster
Strewth!,just seen that your a bloke!,'kin ell!, thought I had trapped.Doc!.
Posted: Fri 07 Dec, 2007 6:20 am
by Kiwi1988
Baby oil twice a day, or coca butter.
Drink lots of water about 8 glasses a day.
It works every time.
Posted: Fri 07 Dec, 2007 8:38 pm
by 1664Kro
The Iron worked for my gran.
Posted: Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:16 pm
by harry hackedoff
Kiwi1988 wrote:Baby oil twice a day, or coca butter.
It works every time.
And KY or a non-water based sex lube but don`t get it in your eyes.
And make sure you are absolutely certain where the G-spot is before you even start.
One or two fingers is enough, it`s not like girls appreciate the James Herriot method ffs:roll:
Or the Hokey Cokey
Here`s the Hackedoff foolproof G-spot detection technique, which I pass on at no cost
1) Form the fingers of your right hand as though they are holding an average sized gherkin.
2)Insert the index and middle fingers of your left hand as far as they can go without undue pressure.
3) The G-spot is located where that pad of muscle is, just below the little finger on your right hand
Obviously, now that you are aware of it`s location, you will need to exercise caution when shaking hands with Ladies
Posted: Sun 09 Dec, 2007 1:53 am
by Kiwi1988
James Herriot method, I reckon that would not make you popular.
Maybe if you were Paris Hilton maybe
Posted: Sun 09 Dec, 2007 11:35 am
by 1664Kro
Notes taken, thank you harry
Posted: Mon 10 Dec, 2007 3:03 pm
by harry hackedoff
Sorry, girls, what was this thread about
Just saw the words" baby oil" and jumped to the usual conclusion
Kiwi, hokey kokey is like the James Herriot, but it involves putting your right arm in, your right arm out, do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about.
Ver popular with Mizz Claire Short as I remember.
.......
As she once said to me, "very nice, Harry, but d`you mind being a love and taking off your ring, next time?"
She never fooled me with that feigned look of surprise when I kindly pointed out that I wasn`t wearing a ring
I was, however, wearing me diver`s watch
What was the question again?
Posted: Mon 10 Dec, 2007 3:31 pm
by Wholley
Are you seeking help?
Before you have no choice in the matter?
I'd up the meds if I were you.
Posted: Tue 11 Dec, 2007 1:31 am
by Kiwi1988
You know Harry you can a pain in the butt most days, you know my fella is off playing Popeye
Stop talking about the Hokey Kokey !
You making me all unnecessary
No wonder I drink
Posted: Tue 22 Jan, 2008 1:44 am
by MilitaryHistorian
Clear your fridge of anything that is not a fruit, vegetable or nonfat milk. If your spouse/significant other complains -- give them their own side of the fridge which you are not to touch.
Do not eat out. Exercise normally, or not -- it's up to you.
Three weeks, they're gone!
John
Former USAF
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