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rejoining the Navy as a diver

Posted: Sat 15 Sep, 2007 1:11 pm
by duggers19
Hey guys Just need to know I cam out the navy back in March this year due to problems with my sinises. I'm due to have an operation 18th october this year, after that i want to back in the navy. Do you think they will let me in as a diver again? I really do wanna be a CD.

look forward to hearing from you all
Kind regards
Mark

Posted: Sat 15 Sep, 2007 4:40 pm
by harry hackedoff
Can`t you ask them Duggers?
If the op sorts out the sinus prob then why wouldn`t they?
Good luck with it mate :wink:

diver

Posted: Mon 01 Oct, 2007 8:27 pm
by duggers19
It's not my sinuses they did a scan and it's just my passageways which need widening

Posted: Mon 01 Oct, 2007 8:48 pm
by Hyperlithe
Not sure you ought to say that on here...
Mind you, H is away, so it could be worse timing!

diving

Posted: Tue 02 Oct, 2007 7:14 pm
by duggers19
what do you mean by that?

Posted: Tue 02 Oct, 2007 8:39 pm
by Wholley
Hypers,
Head,Over and flown come to mind :P

Re: diver

Posted: Wed 03 Oct, 2007 1:25 pm
by james_m
duggers19 wrote:just my passageways which need widening
Hyperlithe wrote:Not sure you ought to say that on here...
Mind you, H is away, so it could be worse timing!
:D Nice one Hyperlithe! :D :D

Made me spill my coffee though! :evil:

Cheers
James :D

Posted: Mon 14 Jan, 2008 2:23 pm
by harry hackedoff
I`m not gay, I just have nice curtains :roll:

Oooh. is that your soap young Duggers :oops: :roll:

Posted: Mon 14 Jan, 2008 2:24 pm
by harry hackedoff
Er, meant to say "how did the op to widen your passarge go then Markie?"
and when are they letting you back in mate? :wink:

Deep sea diver, sports car driver.

Posted: Sun 10 Feb, 2008 2:32 pm
by Groupie59
Duggers

Good luck with the CD's course mate. In my humble It is THE best branch in the mob. Plus it sets you up quite nicely for work when you come out. Just about everybody up the north sea it ex pusser and ex bubble heads.
Tony

Re: Deep sea diver, sports car driver.

Posted: Sun 10 Feb, 2008 2:33 pm
by Groupie59
Groupie59 wrote:Duggers

Good luck with the CD's course mate. In my humble It is THE best branch in the mob. Plus it sets you up quite nicely for work when you come out. Just about everybody up the north sea it ex pusser and ex bubble heads.
Tony
Check out http://www.deep-sea-diving.com

Posted: Sun 10 Feb, 2008 3:17 pm
by harry hackedoff
Groupie, have you ever had your passarge widened?
Thought as much :roll:

I`ll just get Doc, shall I 8)

Up the nose.

Posted: Sun 10 Feb, 2008 3:30 pm
by Groupie59
I think my passage to man hood had little to do with the width of my passages! It hurt but hey, if it's good enough for the one and only George Michael????

Tony
Shut that door!

Posted: Sun 10 Feb, 2008 4:02 pm
by harry hackedoff
Hayling Island, anyone.

Tone, young Duggers has been low profile of late. Which hopefully means he`s back in. :wink:

Duggers has gone under. Maybe?

Posted: Mon 11 Feb, 2008 11:34 am
by Groupie59
Dear Harry and Duggers.

Well hopefully he's on course by now. If so, we know that having his passages widened worked for him. Its not for everyone but......

I went to see a diver over at Haslar once who was having his sinuses drilled. Can you imagine that? Afterwards they stuff you nasal cavities with about two metres of cotton wool and pull it out a little every day. (Bit like tantric sex!)

We got slung out by the sister for making him laugh. Every time he laughed, he cried, and then bled profusely. It was so funny. And we remarked of course on him having a beard, and bleeding from the face, he resembled the reproductive organs of the female variety.
This is the bit I think the sister heard.

The thing is, it never works for long. The next year he had blocked passages again and couldn't dive.

Anyone doing a word search on this site is gonna have a ball.
Passage, tantric sex, reproductive organs, female, sister, cavities, Oh, and balls.

Tony