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Letter from the desert

Posted: Fri 06 Oct, 2006 6:36 am
by druadan
Finally got a few minutes to meself and having appeased the missus and family with a few e-mails thought I'd stick me head in. Pretty certain I'm not giving away any state secrets, but mods feel free to edit if required.

We've been in Bastion just over two weeks, and just about settled in and taken over from the Para battlegroup. This 5-star resort is situated on one of the world's largest water-less beaches, boasts air conditioned tented accomodation and better scran than the galley back home. Whilst swimming pools are sadly lacking, the sunbathing is excellent and entertainment comes in the form of trying not to get killed :o

Just joking; this is meant to be one of the most secure locations in Afghan and as yet that seems to be the case. Excellent visibility in all directions means it's nigh on impossible for anyone to get close, unlike Kandahar which is taking incoming on almost a daily basis. The main risk to the camp itself is from vehicle borne IEDs, and guess whose job it is to hold, search and escort the local 'jingly' wagons that supply us? Yours truly :o Got pinged for it due to doing that language course before leave so myself and a couple of other lads can communicate with the drivers better than the TA lads who are running the rest of the camp security.

Our squadron had it's first contact two days ago, in the Sangin valley, an IED detonating 50m behind it - the ECM bubble obviously works anyhow, stopping the bomb detonating til the wagons were out of range. Engaged two minutes later with long range small arms fire, but return fire and foot-down led to safety quickly. No-one hurt, in fact the wagons didn't take a single round.

Temporary 'gentleman's agreement' ceasefires have been negotiated between local commanders and village elders in two hotspots, although obviously they're rather fragile to say the least.

All in all, the camp's a lot better than we were lead to believe, and is still under massive construction; the rip seems to have gone pretty smoothly, with ourselves, 42 and 45 fully taking over now in the area. Everyone's keen to get into the swing of things and out on the ground, and things are looking hopeful in that respect. Wartime RoE are in force in areas of the province where it's deemed all civilians have left the area and anyone with a weapon can be deemed hostile, whilst other areas which still have a semblence of normality are under peacekeeping RoE.

Met Shrek briefly as he passed through on his way to one of the FOBs, he does live up to his name 8) No offence mate :wink:

Some of you will know about the nod troop that went through Lympstone recently and was filmed all the way through; apparently they're being flown out here as a troop to be attached to 45, complete with film crews. Could be interesting. Has any of that footage made it out on TV yet? When it does, if anyone's taping it, I'd like to get hold of a copy just to see what they show and what they don't!

Got to run anyhow, will try and stick me head in every now and then.

Posted: Fri 06 Oct, 2006 7:49 am
by HarryAVFC
Good on ya mate. Keep yourself safe.

Posted: Fri 06 Oct, 2006 10:32 am
by xcj
good luck with the posting, you're doing a sterling job old boy!


always nice to hear what the guys on the ground have to say, so keep us posted as and when you can!


again, good luck and adios

Posted: Fri 06 Oct, 2006 12:04 pm
by flo
good effort hun,

Just remember and keep your head down.

Posted: Sat 07 Oct, 2006 12:28 am
by Artist
PM me your address iffen you canna get some toothpaste, soap or ought. OK?

Artist

Posted: Sat 07 Oct, 2006 11:15 am
by themattmeister
Take care out there.

Tony Blair is going to send you out some new kit, apparently. :-?

Posted: Thu 12 Oct, 2006 2:30 pm
by beardo
where bouts on bastion are you mate? I got out here bout 2 weeks ago with Z coy 45. Been alright so far, no action yet though...but that could be down to ramadan or whatever its called. Hopefully should get a better job than force protection soon because the rest of z coy are coming down from kabul. anyway go to go my 20 minutes are up. I'll post again sometime if I can

Beardo

Posted: Thu 12 Oct, 2006 2:52 pm
by flo
Artist wrote:PM me your address iffen you canna get some toothpaste, soap or ought. OK?

Artist
Good idea pass it amoungst us and that goes for you beardo and we will get some parcels together.

Talking of which has anyone heard whether its free parcels at chrimbo time?

Posted: Thu 12 Oct, 2006 7:53 pm
by m-a-s-s-e-y
Im goin Iraq next weekend and been told that families have to pay for parcels, which is a shame coz its going to cost my Mom a fortune sending me out a prostitute!! :D

Posted: Thu 12 Oct, 2006 10:45 pm
by Paratrooper01
Inflatables are a good second best.

Lube is the key :wink:

Posted: Fri 13 Oct, 2006 11:28 am
by Alfa
It was announced with the Tax Bonus story that all parcels for the forces over the christmas period would be free.

Troops are also set to benefit from additional travel expenses for families visiting them in hospital, free delivering of postal parcels over the Christmas period and improved access to broadband internet connections.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6036309.stm

Posted: Fri 13 Oct, 2006 3:57 pm
by druadan
PMd address to Flo, Beardo's will be Beardo, Zulu Coy 45 Cdo, then the rest as mine after LFSP. Had some parcels come out imaginatively addressed, especially to some of the female MAs etc, sporting middle names such as 'Dog Breath' and 'Big Tits' :lol: Many thanks to you all, the old and bold know how far a little morale goes so far away from home.

Beardo, I'm with LFSP Sqn of CLR, on the north side of camp just along from the MCCP. Might see you about at some point.

Posted: Fri 13 Oct, 2006 7:10 pm
by BigStevie
Just a wee word of advice ref parcels - please don't put anything that even looks like an aerosol or liquid, as all mail is x-rayed - if it shows up, they don't remove the item and send the parcel on, they simply mark it 'not to fly' and it goes by surface mail, which could take up to 6 weeks. Be warned. This also applies to kit that has been left behind and is posted out - it may not get there at all.

Posted: Wed 18 Oct, 2006 2:29 pm
by ariadne241
Looks like I'm out of a job! Next he'll be asking you lot to buy him DVDs too :P

Vx x x

Posted: Wed 18 Oct, 2006 3:13 pm
by flo
He can flamin well dream on!!! :wink: he should be bringing them back for us.