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I've lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks, this is amazin!

Posted: Sun 17 Sep, 2006 11:07 pm
by Gurusha34
Now I'm feeling myself like in a new body. Do you know what I used?

Well I'd tell our "friend" here to fark off, but then it's just a bot...
Frank S.

Posted: Sun 17 Sep, 2006 11:20 pm
by Tab
Was that 20 lbs in weight or £20.00 in cash on all those drugs

Posted: Mon 18 Sep, 2006 12:09 am
by druadan
What's going on with all these random advertising posts popping up? Has someone suddenly devised some sort of spam bot or something?!

Posted: Mon 18 Sep, 2006 9:10 pm
by anglo-saxon
Quickest way to lose 20 lbs of ugly fat: Cut yer 'ead off!

I wake up every day feeling like a 17 year-old. I never get one, I just feel like one!

Posted: Mon 18 Sep, 2006 10:50 pm
by flo
Christ i wish it was as simple as taking a flamin tablet. Ive just started doing phys again after all the mishaps of the past year and its killing me. Sad thing is ive got friends who are taking tablets and they are kidding themselves that they are losing weight. Whereas all they are doing is trying to outdo each other by saying they have lost a pound more than there friends. Stuff it i'd rather be cuddly :D

Posted: Tue 19 Sep, 2006 11:01 am
by Artist
My mate lost 30 pounds in one day. The horse he backed fell over at the first hurdle.

Artist

Posted: Tue 19 Sep, 2006 5:33 pm
by Andr3w
Artist wrote:My mate lost 30 pounds in one day. The horse he backed fell over at the first hurdle.

Artist
ahahehehhehe :oops:

Posted: Wed 20 Sep, 2006 8:11 am
by maxdunn92
maybe you should try eating lol :lol:

Posted: Wed 20 Sep, 2006 12:08 pm
by Sully
amphetamine sulphate works - but it costs more than that, you kind of get used to it (with ref to previous point) and it makes you psychotic in the long run and froth at the mouth and talk s**t in the short term, and it's illegal. I'll be sticking to the phys :wink:

Posted: Wed 20 Sep, 2006 1:40 pm
by Artist
If you really need to lose weight then take some silver nitrate with your cup of tea in the morning. Six hours later you will be praying for a normal dose of the shits as by then even your lower bowel will have dropped into the pan!

Artist