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Take this as read all you Walters out there. You will in time be sussed by those who know better.

So, keep a low profile and once you think you have sussed out the Screed then naff off to a website where sad bassas like yourself can take part in all that LA LA LAND SHITE which makes your totally useless life's worth living.

I am not a Moderator. I am just a guy who served as a Royal Marines Commando and to be honest am getting fed up with some of the crap that seems to appear here from Eijuts who would not know a bayonet from a fecking tuning fork!

You know who you are so watch it. OK?

Artist

Subtlety of corse being one of your strong points eh

neil1955 wrote:Subtlety of corse being one of your strong points eh

As always!!!!

Well, Oie be brassed offt with nobbers. Met a couple of lads one day at a Pub on the Cut. Both were wearing RM orientated T Shirts. So me being me asked them what CDO they belonged to.

Sussed out that they were telling Porkies. At the time I was with me Oppo who is ex Para, Big Geordie (eats babies heads). Long story short the buggers told us that they were out on the lash so they wore RM T Shirts at one pub and Para T shirts when they came to the next in order to:

A. Pull the birds (nought wrong with that).
B. Glomm free wets from Eijuts who were willing to listen to there crap.

They forgot all about:

C. Don't Piss off two blokes like me and Geordie who tend to have a ballistic attitude towards WALTS who live off other peoples glories.

So piss off Doug K?

Artist

I totally agree damn wannabes are just out there like anything.

As for pulling the birds, as you so beautifully put it,

Yeah as a bird I like to know who's doing the pulling as much as the next person.

Neil, he`s as subtle as a poke in the eye with a shitty stick, subtle as an air raid. Specially when `eem right
Eejits and walts can stand by

Damn it! I was gonna dress up in C95's and run around with a BB guna nd share the pictures!

P*ssed on my plans there

OK, I have a confession to make, I wasn't in the united dairy's light horse, special milk delivery section.
But I was in the girl guides pig tail arranging secret section

Artist, 100% right.
I was in a car spares place last week getting some bits for my landy and there was a bloke in there wearing a para T shirt, he was about 30ish and I asked him if he was still in, to which he replied "no, been out about five years", I asked him which BTN he was in and he said " 22 btn, and I seved in the falklands". He must have been 5yrs old to serve in the falklands so I asked him how many HAHO/HALO jumps he did and he got all funny and left. A walter me thinks.

God im getting fed up of all them walts and waltesses, dosent anybody realise that im 2i/c of the walter and wilma fan club. so for anybody who is a real walt or wilma then please direct your imaginary C/v and service log to my good self for total scrutinising amd total p*ss taking by people who have passed the course and done the time and earned the badge and i dont mean sixer or dib dib dib

flo wrote:God im getting fed up of all them walts and waltesses, dosent anybody realise that im 2i/c of the walter and wilma fan club. so for anybody who is a real walt or wilma then please direct your imaginary C/v and service log to my good self for total scrutinising amd total p*ss taking by people who have passed the course and done the time and earned the badge and i dont mean sixer or dib dib dib

Oi I'm the jimmy!

JoJo82 wrote:

Oi I'm the jimmy!

As the good chesney hawks once said complete with gopping mole and chad barnet, ' I am the one and only'.

Och aye !!!!!!!

What a knobend.
I'm going to be a complete paddy now and say...huh...walt/walter/wilma...??? I get ppl talking shit but whats the names stand for Sorry to be blonde today, its sunday after all

Artist wrote:I am just a guy who served as a Royal Marines Commando

You know who you are so watch it. OK?

Artist

Oh, OK then you big butch bootie, you can kiss me then - but no tongues, mind!

Luckily we don't have this problem here....bad enough with Rangers and Celtic shirts....but we can suss them a mile off,and anyway, no-one wants to pretend to have been with my lot....

How about ye big Stevie let`s open the Bllack Boosh

For the uninitiated, 'Black Bush' is a brand of whiskey from North Antrim, not whatever you lot were hoping it might be.

Sorry to disapoint you Harry, but the only time i drank that stuff it was mixed with poteen and i ended up eating out of an ashtray.....not a good result and the reason why i have not been near it since. lot of my friends seem to like it though....slainte!

That's 'cheers' by the way.....and i'm fine Harry, whatabout yersel'?