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I don't how many of you shop at Sainsbury's, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Sainsbury's in Sheffield and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse.
It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another Sainsbury's.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat (because your Shopping is in the front). On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and again Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and again Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

If you had a Mrs, this wouldn't of happened! She'd have your wallet already!

Just thinking of 'Britain' and sit back, relax and hope to god you can canel your cards ASAP

See you haven`t changed much
Do those girls do requests btw?
I request they go round to Doc`s grot and show him what a real woman looks like

This may appeal to you as well

FLATTERY

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The Woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Is that you, Keith love

Tony, I hope you ain`t just a kiss and fly

Stick around, larf awhile yet