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The mystery of Rob Parrys loft
Posted: Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:19 pm
by Artist
Just what else has he got hidden away in that bloody loft?
Aide memoirs, Medals, the odd copter or two. Wombat, disenchanted wren.
He says he cant get in it but who knows.......
Used to live in Padstow Cornwall and they were weird.
Aye steve evans
Posted: Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:34 pm
by tony dean
I've always wondered where all the rockapes are on this site, and quite frankly I have my suspicions about robs loft
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If he asks, you aint seen me, roight
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'THE LOFT'
Posted: Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:39 pm
by Artist
Maybe just maybe it's a portal into another Universe!
steve evans
Posted: Thu 21 Nov, 2002 11:17 pm
by owdun
Reckon you have it right,Steve,he aint of this world,he lives in his own little planet,dragged back on occasion by Nurse,to entertain and mystify the rest of us.
Aye Owdun.
'THE LOFT'
Posted: Thu 21 Nov, 2002 11:31 pm
by Artist
Dear owdun
I think you could be right ........... Mmmmm.
Have you seen his photo?..........Mmmmmm.
Aye steve evans
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 12:07 pm
by Charlie
The 'portal' thing may be the answer. If you remember the film 'Time Bandits' It kicked off in a bedroom / loft.
I wonder if Rob has been flying over Waterloo doing an air o.p for the Iron Duke?
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 3:36 pm
by Artist
Charlie
He's keeping suss aint he? Maybe he's moved to another planet?
Thar Photo says a lot don't it?....................................................... 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 4:36 pm
by Beast
Perhaps his got lost within the aladdins cave loft, better send in reinforcements to find lost Parry...
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 4:39 pm
by Wully
No way I'm volunteering for the search party; I'd rather face Saddam than cross nursie's path. I want to live a little longer.
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 5:23 pm
by Charlie
Maybe he's in the twiglet zone?
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 6:19 pm
by El Prez
Boo!
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 8:23 pm
by El Prez
Hello my leetle friends. My photo was taken after many hours helping the inhabitants of Turf Lodge get a good nights kip.........NOT, if I'm up they were up!
My loft contains.........but no, perhaps it is too soon to mention the equipment/hardware installed at great expense and even greater hernia.
The command bunker has been moved to the new sun room as Nurse insists on calling the conservatory. I excuse her pretensions, but object to suppositories being installed in full view of the neighbourhood, such hands, such speed and subtlety.
Did anybody watch David Attenborough the other night? That piece with the Mountain Gorillas always makes me cry........reminds me of my honeymoon!
Posted: Fri 22 Nov, 2002 9:59 pm
by owdun
You do,still, love to live with danger Rob,Nurse is bound to read your offering soon,and you know what the consequences of that will be,more forced enema's,and no sleeping pills for a week or more.Why do you do it to yourself.NO,not that.!!!
Aye Owdun.
Posted: Sat 23 Nov, 2002 1:16 am
by Artist
Dear Rob
Cut out the bulls**t. What's in that bloody loft!
Aye steve evans
Posted: Sun 24 Nov, 2002 1:47 am
by Mike
Why don't you buggers wait a bit!!!! Rob and Nursey,are one of the same person (How else would he have got the Medical and DIY knowledge all at once, and you never hear of them in the same room).He's a Schizo, you can tell by the eyes!
Watch the BBC's Cash In the Atic programme next week, broadcast from Southerbys of Oakhampton.
Rumor has it that he is selling off items such as Enema hoses (brown/red type),in six foot lengths, Steel kidney bowles of various sizes, syringes of various sizes and cake icing equipment, a box of soiled linen and panty hose(used), along with a number of starched white aprons and lots of other interesting Victorian gynaecological equipment.
I have it on good authority that he needs at least £600 to cover his last fine at the assizes. :splat: This was recieved because he was cought putting Valcro on the inside of his wellie boots while on a visit to Bodmin Moor. The Beak said while, waying him off, that he thought the sheep should have, at least, been given a chance to say no.
