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Hello to you all, i'v been using this site for a couple of months or so but never introduced myself.
I live in the 'sunny' town of bournemouth (but don't hold that againts me) and i have my prmc next monday. I like Spike Milligan, guinness and playing my guitar badly-to the annoyance of my gf and family.
I think we should mark this momentous occasion with a poem...........

Fred Fernackerpan-A Mystery Goblin

I am a mystery fellow,
I'm Fred Fernackerpan,
I wear one sock that's yellow,
The other dipped in jam,
I walk about the countryside,
I walk about the town,
Sometimes with my trousers up,
And sometimes with then down:
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
He was arrested.

by Spike Milligan

I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?
Spike Milligan

Belated Welcome!

Welcome Andrew!

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po

String, is a very important thing.
Rope is thicker, but string, is quicker......

Another great Milligan moment....

Hello you!

Oh Spike Milligan the one man that always has me in stiches lol

""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy""

Hiya Andrew :laola:

hello all thanks for the warm welcome-

A doctor who made a prognosis
Said 'Madam, 'tis my diagnosis
You have a touch
Of flu in the crutch'
He was wrong - it was myxomatosis!
S.M

Ohhh, someone please remind me of the 'Unexploded Nun' song ...... I can only remember the bit which said .......

"I really don't know what has been done
said an unexploded Nun "

It was The Goons, and on the same album as 'I'm Walking Backwards To Christmas' .



Welcome to you Andrew

We need an"I remember the Goons thread"
More Milligan----"Well...er every thing has to be somewhere"
Or----"on my grave stone I want written,under this sod lies another sod"Michael Bentine and Spike appeared on an early 1948 Show
which fortunately was not live as they wer'e pissing themselves laughing.
Marty Feldman was a cast member on that show.
Sorry Andrew,meant to just say Hi.
Wholley.