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Hmm... If you were able to perform the aforementioned activity, what exactly would you do at the er, 'conclusion'?

Anyone ever dropped the soap on purpose? or is that just me

1.Get a bottle of apple juice
2.Empty content
3.Replace with liquids from your personal brewery
4.Chill of, ( have you ever had warm apple juice)
5.Use how ever you please

1.Get a bottle of apple juice
2.Empty content
3.Replace with liquids from your personal brewery
4.Chill of, ( have you ever had warm apple juice)
5.Use how ever you please

Dont forget to taste, to make sure all is well and maybe in need of little seasoning

i could see that happening with piss, but i dont think thats what brian was talking about....and in reply to brians comments well thats easy after you have done the activity you lean over to your girlfriend and say 'see hun, thats how i like it, now you can try'

azard9330 wrote:replying to a really old thread but i read on a comment on youtube that marilyn manson had 4 ribs removed so he could give himself a bj

They said the same thing about Prince years ago, it's not likely someone would go through all that pain just to suck themselves off, I mean have you seen the groupies those guys have, why have a dog then bark yourself!!

mfat_man wrote:Guys.............. cut the schoolboy humour or the thread ends!

About time, John.

You baby boys want to think yourselves lucky that Aunties Loz and Flo aren't knocking about.

AJ to the Max of Mysogyny ..... words fail me.

Oh, no, just thought of one ..... 'prick.' Small one.

Jayne

flighty wrote:

mfat_man wrote:Guys.............. cut the schoolboy humour or the thread ends!

About time, John.

You baby boys want to think yourselves lucky that Aunties Loz and Flo aren't knocking about.

AJ to the Max of Mysogyny ..... words fail me.

Oh, no, just thought of one ..... 'prick.' Small one.

Jayne

It's an Internet forum... Boo bloody hoo. Might be interesting if they were still around though. They might, *gulp*, edit some posts. Oh the horror, the terrible, terrible horror!

And as for calling AJ a prick, well, that just seems a bit pathetic.

Paratrooper01 wrote:All you lads wanting to join the Royal Marines.....

Take note, they drop the soap on purpose and will expect you to do the same when you are a young Marine.

ahh but with recent press i thought it was you parra reg lads


ps m drunk and i thoiught id try a bit of humour cheer the scene up

where did the PC brigade come from- there must be no rude talk of any kind! There certainly used to be a bit of "rude" banter by both males and females, don't know why some people want to change this, silly rules like that would certainly spoil alot of the forum.

it seems strange that the social life of the armed forces is quite heavy on dirty humor, drinking and joking around, and yet people get annoyed on a military forum when people make dirty jokes.

Brian- wrote:
It's an Internet forum... Boo bloody hoo. Might be interesting if they were still around though. They might, *gulp*, edit some posts. Oh the horror, the terrible, terrible horror!

And as for calling AJ a prick, well, that just seems a bit pathetic.

Agreed - One thing what gets me is the fact that over on Military Forums there are alot of similar threads containing posts which could be seen as distasteful. No one seems to make an issue of it over there.
I wonder why ?

Rich.

flighty wrote:

mfat_man wrote:Guys.............. cut the schoolboy humour or the thread ends!

About time, John.

You baby boys want to think yourselves lucky that Aunties Loz and Flo aren't knocking about.

AJ to the Max of Mysogyny ..... words fail me.

Oh, no, just thought of one ..... 'prick.' Small one.

Jayne

Haven't you got anything better to do???? You're really, really sad you know that? You don't even know me and i dont even know you. Sod off.

I don't understand why its me being targeted???? Don't waste your time typing negative thoughts about me. Get real. Bake a cake, read, walk the dog, go for a drink or do something, just don't waste your time typing stuff about me when you don't even know me.

rc wrote:Agreed - One thing what gets me is the fact that over on Military Forums there are alot of similar threads containing posts which could be seen as distasteful. No one seems to make an issue of it over there.
I wonder why ?

Exactly, and i have seen these too. Strippers, guys jumping out of planes attached to ladies with no tops on - no one bats an eyelid. I've made what, about 3 or 4 posts on this entire thread? None of them have been even close to whats been said.

I have to say the humour in this thread is quite light compared some things I've heard. There's much much worse threads on Arsse.

I always thought Flighty was Artist's wife.......

I hope I'm wrong, considering you all found yourselves worthy to accuse her of being "sad".