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Good to see you girls havin` a blimmin` robust time. Carry on.

Fark me days, I could suck a dead dingo`s donger
I`m as thirsty as the farkin dead sea scrolls and as dry as Moses` foreskin
Chin chin

Wholley wrote:
We should go back to conjugating Latin verbs then.
That way no-one under fifty will understand a word we say.
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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.

And yes I am under 50

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Ya think

harry hackedoff wrote: as dry as Moses` foreskin

So you've been cut off and buried in the desert sand, then!

Having read and reread this discussion, I find it amazing that some members of these forums think that theirs is the only opinion that matters. We seem to forget that we all have our own opinions and that others may not necessarily agree with them. I, for one, happen to agree with the death penalty, providing that guilt is proven beyond all reasonable doubt, and I shall make that last point again, proven beyond all reasonable doubt.

I also read the Daily Mail and am a supporter of Maggie Thatcher.

Those are my views. It does not, however, mean that I will resort to effing and blinding to put them across, as seems to be the wont of some members here.

Thank you for your erudite and apposite comments and opinion.

Now *&*£$ off!

Murph, you had me with you right up to the bit about the Daily Mail

Murphy wrote:I also read the Daily Mail and am a supporter of Maggie Thatcher.

Those are my views. It does not, however, mean that I will resort to effing and blinding to put them across, as seems to be the wont of some members here.

You obviously mean me. Know what? I have some history on this forum. I was blaggarded to within an inch of my life by some fairly 'senior' members a while ago so I am quite protective of my status.

I still feel a litle bit 'got at' three years on. Want to know what was said about me? Check it out with some bugger in the Bunker.

Centurian: "Romans, they go the house?"

Brian: "It says, 'Romans go home!'"

Centurian: "No it doesn't! Conjugate the verb, 'to go'."

Brian: [Latin gibberish]

Centurian (rams wee gay 4 X 2 against wall with sword to throat): "Now write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sun up, I'll cut your balls off!"


Parallel universe? Far out! I bet he was, like, diagonally parked, man! Heavy!




Apostrophes? See: http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

What some people do after retirement!!!!! Mind you, I do like the example at para 2 (4th example down)...

"the bone is in its mouth" I says, "Pardon?" And, while the sentence might be technically correct, isn't "its" a little dehumanizing?

Not to be confused with: www.killtheapostrophe.com Wherein (quite coincidentally) I also found the "Fark" icon:

= http://www.fark.com/?new_url=http://www ... trophe.com

Sisyphus wrote:Thank you for your erudite and apposite comments and opinion.

Now *&*£$ off!

haha I love that short and sweet and to the point

Rogue Chef wrote:[
How about a temporary ban (six months should do the trick), for any member (or tool) who has used abuse, vitriol or foul language? I know it would be difficult for me to be without HH, Q, Flighty, Kiwi1988 etc, but somehow I'm sure I'd struggle through. Just an idea.

Same as you managed to get me 'sorted' on the 'other side.'

That was only three months, mind.

Think I fell off a bloody Christmas tree?

When you fell you fell of the Christmas tree Flighty were you that little fairy with the top branch stuck up your knickers

flighty wrote:

Rogue Chef wrote:[
How about a temporary ban (six months should do the trick), for any member (or tool) who has used abuse, vitriol or foul language? I know it would be difficult for me to be without HH, Q, Flighty, Kiwi1988 etc, but somehow I'm sure I'd struggle through. Just an idea.

Same as you managed to get me 'sorted' on the 'other side.'

That was only three months, mind.

Think I fell off a bloody Christmas tree?

What they banned you?

Well they can't play nice with the ladies ...... shame shame.....

Flighty not much you can do when men prefer company of men

I have no idea what 'sorted' or the 'other side' or 'that was only three months' refers to.

However, be clear about this:

1. I use discussion forums for a bit of lighthearted banter. Most of my posts are laced with at least some humour/tongue in cheek. So don't take them too seriously.
2. I have never made any post intended to directly influence moderators or members of any forums, to take action of any sort, against another member.
3. I usually only use PMs in response to someone else, therefore I am very happy to discuss almost anything in open forum.

Tight lines!

Tab wrote:When you fell you fell of the Christmas tree Flighty were you that little fairy with the top branch stuck up your knickers

No, Tab.

It was the thick end.

Rogue Chef wrote:I have no idea what 'sorted' or the 'other side' or 'that was only three months' refers to.

However, be clear about this:

1. I use discussion forums for a bit of lighthearted banter. Most of my posts are laced with at least some humour/tongue in cheek. So don't take them too seriously.
2. I have never made any post intended to directly influence moderators or members of any forums, to take action of any sort, against another member.
3. I usually only use PMs in response to someone else, therefore I am very happy to discuss almost anything in open forum.

Tight lines!

So this means you still love me afterall :flirt: :kissing2: