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Posted: Thu 19 Aug, 2004 9:52 pm
by Mike
When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.


They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566





4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earnhart, 1937





3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my butt!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC





2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!




1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003


Aye
Mike

Posted: Fri 20 Aug, 2004 1:24 am
by Wholley
Mike,
I think there are a few more.

"What f@#k Log?..."
Richard Branson.

"Thats not a real f@#k gun"
Abraham Lincoln.

Wholley.
:D

Posted: Fri 20 Aug, 2004 10:42 pm
by Artist
Or the Old classic:

"Watch out for that one over there, he'll have some £%$^ers Eye out if he's not careful!"

King Harold 1066.

Artist

Posted: Fri 20 Aug, 2004 11:55 pm
by owdun
And the aftermath, "Keep blinking, H, It will work it's way out."


Aye Owdun. :evil:

Posted: Thu 26 Aug, 2004 4:36 pm
by robj
Aoccdring to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetant tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

:wink: :wink:

Posted: Thu 26 Aug, 2004 4:40 pm
by bigbart
I read all that without problem. That's weird, that is. :o

Posted: Thu 26 Aug, 2004 5:04 pm
by Maroon
There is a dyslexic somewhere looking at that and saying 'see, it's easy!!' :lol:

Posted: Thu 26 Aug, 2004 5:21 pm
by DahDit
robj

It might be a good idea to read a thread before posting on it? :-?

Mike had already posted the research quote on the fourth page of this thread :roll:

I know I don't often post but I do read :D :D

Posted: Thu 26 Aug, 2004 5:53 pm
by robj
God damnit ive done it again! I really should read the more before I post :roll:

Posted: Thu 02 Sep, 2004 3:30 pm
by Guest
Is it only you 'gentlemen' who are allowed the use of such adjectives then? :wink: I find them terribly useful and use them as a general form of expression most of the time, your honour!

Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2004 9:03 pm
by Sticky Blue
Just for you Tessie :wink:

Let them eat f@#king cake...
Marie-Therese, wife of France's Louis XIV (NO NOT Marie Antionette)

Posted: Sun 05 Sep, 2004 9:41 pm
by Guest
Sticky Blue wrote:
Let them eat f@#king cake...
All these years I've thought the missing word was 'chocolate'.

;) :D

Posted: Wed 15 Sep, 2004 7:46 pm
by Guest
how bout this one...I need a f@#*ing poo mum, please let me in CantWaitToStartBasic 2004