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Posted: Fri 27 Jun, 2003 7:28 am
by THE HAPPY WANDERER
El Prez,
Cheers mate,theres nowt like Royal for doing his oppo a good turn!!
The Happy Wanderer
Posted: Fri 27 Jun, 2003 11:40 am
by Artist
Happy Wanderer
Thats what oppos a for. To stitch you up without warning ain't it?
Aye Artist
I'll be back!
Posted: Sat 28 Jun, 2003 11:57 am
by Chesty348
Sorry guys but I will be out of reach this weekend as off sailing. I am feeling the need to get this kit off and soak up some sunshine..... Trouble is, I need a volunteer for the sun-cream.
I need a good, strong, firm pair of hands (amongst other things!) to come rub me up..... Er... I meant - rub me down.
:lilangel:
Posted: Sat 28 Jun, 2003 3:22 pm
by harry hackedoff
And yer bum-crack
Er, l meant Chesty, not Loz. Obviously
Posted: Sat 28 Jun, 2003 4:00 pm
by harry hackedoff
That`s funny
Posted: Sat 28 Jun, 2003 4:08 pm
by El Prez
Loz, that's not her top lip, that's her eyebrows!
Off you go to Specsavers like a good girl.
Posted: Sun 29 Jun, 2003 5:58 pm
by Chesty348
OUCH!!!!
Sounds mighty painful. Sticky..... there are other ways to get a smooth finish ........
If its any help...... I can show you
:lilangel:
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Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 5:18 pm
by harry hackedoff
Chesty, wadya think of chocalate body paint
To improve it`s flavour, some people mix KY with Ribena, apparently
Rob used Fiery Jack by mistake, once.
But we don`t want to go there
He`s a gynaecologist you know, so you
can trust him
Aye,
PS Thanks for the goatskin thong you sent me, smells a bit.
Or is that you
Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 6:06 pm
by crusader
I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll have a fu<kin' good look at it!
Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 8:02 pm
by El Prez
I knew there was something wrong. I forgot to update everybody about the new equipment etc. More soon!
Mangle is due for early release at the end of July, appointments are backing up.
Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 8:35 pm
by Chesty348
Hey Harry
The goatskin thongs, have baffled me?
Never could tell about that distinct smell
Did I hear someone say they would take a good look?........ A gynaecologist perhaps?
It's better to remain silent and thought a fool
Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 9:11 pm
by El Prez
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Have a swan around this topic Chesty. As you can see I'm up to my nuts in guts, but keen to add to my repertoire. Sadly I only work on the female form. Mangle, will however, weld anything!
Posted: Wed 02 Jul, 2003 9:13 pm
by Beast
Chesty348 wrote:Sounds mighty painful. Sticky..... there are other ways to get a smooth finish ........
In my case it's called a black and decker sander.