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Posted: **Fri 11 Apr, 2003 9:30 pm**

Big Mac... surely 'Well hung Mac' would be better! I'm sure Jay can find a suitable Avatar!! Looking forward to chatting to him.

Posted: **Sat 12 Apr, 2003 3:45 am**

Nice one nina, he`ll soon recover, he`s got yorkie on his doorstep now, so i`m sure yorkie will carry on the good work, crack on Royal,

Posted: **Mon 14 Apr, 2003 6:21 pm**

hi its been a really weired day on the ward without our big mac hope he is doing ok how is every one here no more casualties for us thank god anyway just thought i would pop in and say hi

hope to hear from you s soon take care all

Posted: **Mon 14 Apr, 2003 8:21 pm**

Hi Nina
I'm sure you'll agree that it's a weird day every day on this forum. Never known such a weird bunch gathered together under one roof - so to speak. Yes weird but harmless - as long as you keep out of reach; but watch out for El Prez and his little chopper

Posted: **Tue 15 Apr, 2003 4:48 pm**

Well, i suppose Big Mac will be sat in the Garden, having a nice cool one, while we`re all working, and why not. Have one for me mate, er, not guinness though, nice cool carling, :drinking:

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:17 pm**

:fadein: hello all well its kind of funny coming onto here now and not having big mac to talk about i only hope he isnt catching to many rays from the sun after all mac we have given your bed away in fact i dont think you were off the hospital campus and it was winging its way to our new person
not the same as having you in there (he is chinese) no not mac the new pt; i now w e can do some things but change uk to china !!!!na
hope you rall having a good day and chilling like some one was today but we wont mention names will we (bootneck)ha :drinking:

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 8:46 pm**

Hi Nina, it wasn't the Chinese chef from the place Mac blew up? Surely the coincidence is too great.
Imagine the conversation.
"Hi Mate, I'm Mac, what happened to you?"
"Dunno, wun minute I spitting in Wok to test heat, then sum iriot shout, glenade, I rook lound, no glenade and surrenly whole house go Wooooomp! My rubbery Chow mein luined!"

"Oh, shit happens I suppose."

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:16 pm**

nice one el the only reason he is in is because they make the cookers to tall for the little chinky men so as he was woking!!! he look into pan and aw fruck the fatt sfill over me crispy duck n meat ball special

:black: then i have bristers hanging in some weally awkward areas ohhhh

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:22 pm**

"Hurro Wun Wing Lo, how long is your plick?"
"Dunno, ret me put down wok and we measure it...................."
"No No No, you cletin, your Tooth Plick, mine is bloken!"

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:33 pm**

oh fuk yin hurt must be in pain i can see it in his eyes unless that is just a look of pleasure you cant tell with chinese eyes at the best of times let alone when they are swollen

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:36 pm**

If you really want a laugh try and fit a catheter, without telling him through an interpreter!

Posted: **Wed 16 Apr, 2003 9:41 pm**

i think i will give that one a miss but thanx for the laugh

Posted: **Fri 18 Apr, 2003 7:59 am**

:fadein:

Hi Big Mac

I have just spent 30 minutes having a Butchers Hook on this thread, kindly brought to my attention from 'Bootneck', what more can I say..................
on behalf of a new bunch of servicepals to this website, may we wish you a speedy recovery and it's great to hear that you have such a great bunch of mates here and elsewhere to see you through, all the best.

Posted: **Sun 19 Oct, 2003 8:05 pm**

September October edition of the Globe and Buster, page 316 bottom left hand corner, Mac presenting Lt Col Messenger with a silver elephant, on his leaving the unit.still has the marrigolds on i see. cheers mac :drinking:

Posted: **Thu 11 Mar, 2004 1:36 pm**

well, i wonder how macs doing these days? anyone got any contacts in 40?

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