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You`ll be celebrating yer 25th wedding anniversary before you can say, "Rip Van Winkles bedside light" Jules

Harry,

`Did she meet BarryC? ' did she buggery. There I was trekking up from deepest East Sussex on my moped, thinking `T'will be nice to put a face to a name and talk bikes between races, and there I was `stood-up'. She allows the Pimpernel to mess her about,( and we all know Booties who were very good at that, and how cruel they could be with it), on top of which this biker chick now tells us she went by car! I give up, dashing young thing like me on my shiny black moped and I am left to appreciate a damn good day's racing on my tod, before a high speed (30mph design speed with following wind from the moped) run back darn sarf.

Women have never properly appreciated me, well not until I sit and lick my eyebrows.

Barry

Well now if you'd told me you could do that, things could have been so different!

Typical, self, self, self. Licking eyebrows is nor problem. long eyebrows, what a dodgy mind you do have Jules. Nice to see you are back from your hols, hope it was good, did the Earth move for you?

Barry

Hols was brills. Sunshine , sunbathing , snorkelling, kayaking, eating , drinking , reading....no earthquakes though that I remember...

No trapping cos it was a holiday for me to unwind and let my brain turn to mush after going through the police application and all the other stuff (no names mentioned!) over the last few months!

Welcome back home Jules.





Happy

Jules, tell`em where you`ve been and piss them all off
Barry, were you that bloke with the gauntlets, long mac and peaked helmet, held everyone up on the A43 ? Thought not
What about Charing X, have you had yer "Brief Encounter" yet
Aye, wonder

Nooooo, I couldnt. None of 'em would speak to me again!

The Stirling Moss style helmet sounds about right, as do the gauntlets, but I have one of the old Tankie suits, handy 'cos I can turn right round inside it without it moving. I am certainly not a colour co-ordinated biker who complains because they change the bike's colour scheme from last years.

Ooops.second thoughts I am colour coordinated since I changed my red moped and bought a black one, but the riding gear stays the same (and smells the same) regardless of the bike. Years ago I did have the old Belstaff wax cotton suit but it got so greasy I reckoned that, if I came off I would actually accelerate when I hit the road. My black leathers must have come off a brown cow 'cos the black has all but gone and they are a dark tan colour now.

Next year I am going really rash and having the moped deregulated to unleash the full power of the 49cc.


Barry

OK, it`ll be our secret, then
But only if you show us yer white bits
Post a phot for us, you in yer knitted one-piece, on the white sun-kissed sands of Skeggy. The one with you next to the whelk stall would be fine
Oh yes,

I dont think they want to see my spotty bum Harry. And thats the only white bit left!

The only reason its not hairy too is cos Ive Immac'd it! (ref the other thread!)

Whoa, get down Shep. Too much information there, mate. It creates a mental picture that`ll keep me up all night.
Belstaff Trialsmaster, meself. It could do most sections on it`s own.
As for your bum, Jules, aren`t you wearing a cheese-cutter this year?
I certainly am

Youre obviously well ahead of us in the fashion stakes there H.

H is the only bloke I know who has to use steri-strips after sunbathing in a cheesecutter.
I know a few ladies who need a first field dressing after the same experience. No names no bandages!

Evening y'all................I'm back! A little the worse for wear tonight, but the intentions are good!

I blame my local landlord.....Pimms and jazz indeed......

See? A biker can be a little bit classy and cultural. I didnt shout 'Do you know 'Born to Run'' once!

We're brewing for a storm up here, anyone else had it yet?

Lotsa love

Jules :flirt: