Never in my life have I heard a lovely little Pig slated so!
Flighty's guests pong after using her pig lard soap? Pork is the new 'Roses' I'll have you know! First rate stuff.
As for bacon sarnies, they are the third greatest discovery known to man, behind sliced bread and most importantly a good cup of tea.
Anyway, too early in the morning for reasoning. Where's me coat gone? dammin blast cold walk home... Benjo
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Benjo, you are sure going to enjoy your Autumn break chez flighty!!
All the bacon you can get down your neck! And strictly 'Tea Direct' which makes the best brew known to woman.
Re the pig-lard soap, I have been on to Anita Roddick and she is very interested in selling the stuff in her little chain of shops.
Jayne x
All the bacon you can get down your neck! And strictly 'Tea Direct' which makes the best brew known to woman.
Re the pig-lard soap, I have been on to Anita Roddick and she is very interested in selling the stuff in her little chain of shops.
Jayne x
Nice one Jayne, yes I demolish Bacon like there's no tomorrow!
I think the Pig Lard soap could go a long way, I'll lend a hand rendering the next batch if you like
Glouster Old Spots or Tamworths? The breed makes a big difference......Ahem, where is that coat? dammit, more coffee, a run and 50 Hindu pushups maybe then I'll remember 
Cheers, Benjo
I think the Pig Lard soap could go a long way, I'll lend a hand rendering the next batch if you like
Glouster Old Spots or Tamworths? The breed makes a big difference......Ahem, where is that coat? dammit, more coffee, a run and 50 Hindu pushups maybe then I'll remember Cheers, Benjo
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