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Loz, i have great trouble getting past page 69

lozhop wrote:

bootneck wrote:Loz, i have great trouble getting past page 69

Is that because the pages are stuck together?
Loz
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Got it in one Loz, it was a hand me down from the Presidential Residence it realy doesn`t bear thinking about..................does it?

Had an Oppo who was a CPO Steward.

Whenever a new steward joined the ship he would ask them one question.

"Are you a pimp or a pirate?"

His way of asking are you Gay or Straight. He didnt like Gays very much. (he didnt like anyone very much come to think of it)

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Had an Oppo who was a CPO Steward.

Whenever a new steward joined the ship he would ask them one question.

"Are you a pimp or a pirate?"

His way of asking are you Gay or Straight. He didnt like Gays very much. (he didnt like anyone very much come to think of it)

That is because stewards are a very strange breed indeed. Share a mess with them, you soon find out!

Noz wrote:
That is because stewards are a very strange breed indeed. Share a mess with them, you soon find out!

Noz, please, don`t stop there, you have to spill the beans, and don`t worry, we won`t tell a soul

bootneck wrote:

Noz wrote:
That is because stewards are a very strange breed indeed. Share a mess with them, you soon find out!

Noz, please, don`t stop there, you have to spill the beans, and don`t worry, we won`t tell a soul

You can tell me though cos I aint got no soul. I sold my soul for a happy meal long ago

Well being gay after reading this i dont know whether to be excited or terrified and i leave this sunday for raleigh :O good luck to me lol.

Also in glasgow best place to " test the waters " of gayness is the Polo Lounge, Bennets has gone downhill .

Clueless wrote: Also in glasgow best place to " test the waters " of gayness is the Polo Lounge, Bennets has gone downhill .

Gulp!!

and how do you know that then clueless my handsome

lol because i have been to both recently

Far be it from me to join in your homo knocking (so to speak )

Before the RAF allowed pink pilots to wear blue one of the lads I shared a block with was gay but hadnt come out , it wasnt an issue , he didnt fancy me ( bitch ) however he and out chief tech had a thing going


It'd be pretty shallow minded to think they fancy you just cos your a bloke

Its like me thinking all the wimmin fancy me ....oh hang on - they do

I said "I wasn't sure if it were true" just heard it is all mind you. I don't think it happens in port but when the lads have been out in the persian gulf for 6 months Big Bertha Betty starts to look awfully good .

I wouldn't really worry about queers in the field have you ever had sex in a trench ? Trust me it doesn't work when you've been out for a few weeks just givin'r.

BenChug wrote: have you ever had sex in a trench :

Well yes but I was the only person there at the time

BenChug wrote: I wouldn't really worry about queers in the field have you ever had sex in a trench ? Trust me it doesn't work when you've been out for a few weeks just givin'r.

Sex in a trench? What and risk trench cock?

I wish some moderator would lock this thread. Its scawin the newbie recruits

Powder monkey wrote:
I wish some moderator would lock this thread. Its scawin the newbie recruits

Powder, if they`re like me, they`re probably pissing themselves laughing, I ain`t stopped since the thread started keep posting, keep posting........