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Be seeing the old bastard next Tuesday night. He`s been up to f@#k -it for a jolly,( er, isn`t that Phu-ket Harry?)
Mrs Madmick is bravely resisting his attempts to make her retire, by all accounts( she`s only forty-odd and probably concerned by the prospect of having to spend even more time in his company )
Pardon me for divulging how many candles she`s burning, by the way .
That reminds me, I really must show Mick where the caps lock is on his PC as he does TEND TO SHOUT A BIT, if`n you get me drift

Now, were where we?
Oh yes, a handfull is just enough...
Over to you, Chesty(are they "enhanced" by the way)

Further to my last,
big girls blouses, doncha jus lov`em
Aye

Somewhere to rest your weary head!..................

:lilangel:


Out of action for a while men - pc giving me grief......But as always, I'LL BE BACK

allright lads just joined just saying hi im hoping to join the corps all the infomation is VERY usefull for my training cheers

harry hackedoff wrote:big girls blouses, doncha jus lov`em

That, all depends on what the blouse is full of. Again, more than a hand full is a waste.

And can someone tell me what Fodd is on?
by the way that is pronounced as Foth

I thought you would never ask Now then Sticky, lets make this Blue or White?

Chesty, looks like you`ve just trapped
Pity we live so far apart, I`m gutted you won`t come over and see me.
We could`ve had fun cleaning the sand out.
Sticky can show you why he`s called "Sticky"
Must go now, before this wears off.
Aye,

Chesty my darling, you certainly don't get too many of those in a pound. I am somewhat worried as to how this is going to affect poor old Mike's heart when he see's your avatar.

Aye - Andy. I would have used a drooling smiley if we had one.

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Wot dickhead said, 'More than a hand............'...BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Have I died and gone to Heaven?........With what's in my mind I should have.............



Wait a minute..........there IS a resemblance........ a family likeness

Busty.... was your Grand mother's maiden ( I use the expression lightly and with caution).....name................. Rowbotham?

Come rest your weary head Mike......... the blood has rushed to your brain again

Hold on tightly, let go lightly...............

:lilangel:

Chesty348 wrote:......... the blood has rushed to your brain again
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What Brain.... never kept me brain there..... Oh perhaps your right!...
I was just thinking of when I was young and did all night what it takes me all night to do now!...
I'm like a well restored Vintage motor, all the bits are there and need lots of TLC and to start up I need a good Crank..... I go well when started but not for too long.... You do get quality for your money :flirt: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Censored!

Mike

I may have said this to you before: Your like a heat seeking ferret!

Now calm down and stretch those arms, one two, one two. STRETCH!

Aye Artist

Arousal is a signal to calm down and think about what is the best thing to do.......................... This is hard Mike.....I've done well to put up with it so far

Chesty,
JESUS WEPT , OR HE WOULD HAVE DONE MEETING YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Makes my brain hurt just thinking about ????????????????????????
(or are my jeans too tight?)





The Happy Wanderer