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Posted: Sun 26 Jun, 2005 9:33 pm
by Guest
No affence Doc. I was wondering though, If the British have jokes about the welsh, what are the jokes that the welsh have about the british. Britian seems a pritty mean place if we all make fun about the other countrys around us.
Posted: Mon 27 Jun, 2005 2:21 am
by flighty
Stinky, how on earth do you think my very fave comedian ever .... the enlightened and erudite Bernard Manning...... made his fortune? With Jim er Wossisname coming a close second.
The one I was thinking of was how
DOC bent down and stuck
HIS head between the railings ........
Nothing I like more than a bit of racist smut ...... NOT!
What am I doing up this time of night? Pass.
And after a fab afternoon/evening in the beer garden, who is going to rub me red bits with after-sun?
H_N, kettle's on. You bring the ginger nuts.
Jayne x
Posted: Mon 27 Jun, 2005 5:33 am
by Wholley
StinkyFurby wrote:No affence
So,Stink's,Whats an Affence then?
Is it a cross between an Offense and a big Hedge?
You really need to work on your spelling Bud,
No Affence intended,Obviously.
yelloW
Posted: Mon 27 Jun, 2005 8:31 am
by markthestab
as well as his geography
wales is in britain mate
use the search button stinky
sheep have been discussed many times on the welsh sheep man love association forum visible only if you have a welsh i.p adress
Posted: Tue 28 Jun, 2005 12:06 am
by Nocturnal
The welsh don't have jokes about us English they haven't had time to think of any with all the sheep shagging that they do. If you shagged a lamb would that make you a pedophile.
Posted: Tue 28 Jun, 2005 12:16 am
by Guest
It would make you wrong in the head. I can pick out un-normal people
Posted: Tue 28 Jun, 2005 9:19 am
by Doc
Nocturnal wrote:The welsh don't have jokes about us English they haven't had time to think of any with all the sheep shagging that they do. If you shagged a lamb would that make you a pedophile.
The reason we shag sheep is that they have a higher IQ and better looks than most English women!
Next time you inter-bred mixture of kraut and frog step across the border you can cast your eyes on the true Britons
Posted: Tue 28 Jun, 2005 3:22 pm
by flighty
Doc wrote:
The reason we shag sheep is that they have a higher IQ and better looks than most English women!
:
Oi, you! I heard that!
I'll have you know that I have got two of everything I should have, one of everything else, a CSE in Housewifery and therefore meet the spec for most blokes' requirements.
(I was going to add 'breathe' but then that isn't always a pre-requisite for a lot of men.)
Jayne.