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Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 2:25 pm
by Wully
Hi Nina
Welcome to the forum; is there any chance at all that you will bring some sanity to this site : :smilecolros: silly:

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 2:28 pm
by Sticky Blue
Nina - Bootneck,
Does our boy have access to a CD player?

If so I know exactly what I have that will put a smile on his face... Once I get his address I will make up a little box of Happiness for him.

A serious question: Will laughing cause him any pain? I have to ask this as I have some rib breaking Royal Humour stuff on CD. Bootneck, I can send it to you and you could take it in for him if you like. He may need someone by the side of the bed... with a bed pan. I won't expand on that any further, suffice to say it is wet pants stuff!

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 3:37 pm
by Guest
sticky, i think he has access to a cd player, and i would be honoured to take it in, but if you want, you can post it direct, (rob has details) the ball sir, is in your court. I await your swift reply :D

if he hasn`t got one there, i`ll sort it

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 4:09 pm
by Sticky Blue
I have the address of the afore mentioned reprobate... tell him to stand by for some incomming!! If you see him before it arrives ask him to please ensure the bedpan is fitted before play is pressed!

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 4:12 pm
by Guest
cheers sticky, should cheer him up, someone (no names) may be posting some news on this thread tonight, i`ve even got my nuts crossed :o watch this thread...................thats all folks

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 9:17 pm
by El Prez
Well Hello! 8) A real Nurse, not one of those North Sea "Ah'm the only medic for 150 nautical miles," types. Well done Nina, what a charming name, may I have a few moments to introduce the benefits of the Presidential Health Plan and Body Care package?
Basically, after a sauna, full exfoliation, cursory introduction and gynaecological extravaganza we spend the evening in a beer cellar in Truro acclimatising to the humidity and heat. Upon completion of the obligatory and complimentary fish supper, (complimentary because it sits so well on your hips) we will return to the Presidential Casa, boot out the incumbent Mrs Prez, then crash out until about 0300, when the Presidential bladder may need detoxing. The influx of fresh water may induce violent hiccups, but this is a good sign, basically because it indicates life is not extant.
My offer remains valid until accepted. Please note the serving suggestion and shelf life of the Presidential carcass. :roll:

Posted: Sun 06 Apr, 2003 11:15 pm
by mutley2002
:D well thanx all for that lovely welcome i think i have the pleasure if it already hasnt been done of giving your friend a short back and right off hair cut!!!!! guess who hasnt been boozing today
on a serious note the thanx must go to the team up there we all work together and great drs too (in good hands) i will still visit you all regular but i dont think i will be as regular as YOUR FRIEND with all that fruit cor blimey that will be a blast to remeber!!!!

take care thanx and see you all soon x :)

Posted: Mon 07 Apr, 2003 7:33 am
by North Sea Tigress
Hi Nina, welcome onboard. Ignore everything the Prez says, he's barking! Big thanks to all at your pad for looking after our boys. I am sure thay are in excellent hands.

Prez, that's it, no more High, Hot & Helluva lot's for you. No matter how much you plead, priveliges withdrawn!!

Posted: Mon 07 Apr, 2003 9:46 am
by El Prez
priveliges withdrawn!!
RESULT! :lol:

Posted: Mon 07 Apr, 2003 10:51 pm
by mutley2002
:P hi all good news about our mate he is walking about he must be feeling a bit better he is asking for pens paper and envelopes(dont worry i made sure he has a supply) he told me he was overwhelmed at the care of people so theres a pat on all yer backs well done thats the best medicine for pulling through your mates and family x :lol:

Posted: Tue 08 Apr, 2003 10:24 pm
by Guest
Hi all, well, as Nina stated, our man is up and running. popped down tonight and he is in very high spirits, must be the after shock of yorkie going up on sunday, well done mate.The change in him is remarkable, three days and he`s jumping around like a cat on a hot tin roof. Asked nina what he wanted, magazines (well i thought porno, but apparently his grip isn`t too good at the moment, and didn`t think the nursing staff would oblige, :oops: ) more writing paper envelopes stamps, and GUINNESS, his first pint for a while :drinking: cheers mate. He has also been to physio today, on the bike, :oops: the one you ride :oops: the one without wheels :oops: alright an excersise bike, his aim is to make it US, he may be moved out of the burns unit tomorrow, and into the military wing, Party time? once again he sends his regards for all the cards sent, and the concern we are showing him. Well, yorkie said he may want to do the 30 miler, :o (i thought he was doing it anyway) our man that is, but i would imagine that infections would be his biggest worry. anyway, good luck to him, Sgt Maj said see him at christmas, so there`s no rush to get back, although saying that, he`s chomping at the bit.

Posted: Tue 08 Apr, 2003 10:30 pm
by mutley2002
:oops: yes people trev also knows how to spoil us girls aswell thanx heres to the lads progress he has the hardest part to come now !!!!thats leaving our loving hands it will be mixed feelings when he goes as its good to see the recovery but he is also a STAR patient :lol: :P

even though this chapter is nearing an end i will still be about that is if you will all still have me !!careful how you answer that one!!!???

thanx again

Posted: Tue 08 Apr, 2003 10:34 pm
by Guest
mutley2002 wrote:
even though this chapter is nearing an end i will still be about that is if you will all still have me !!careful how you answer that one!!!???

thanx again
chance would be a fine thing :oops: :oops: :oops:

Posted: Tue 08 Apr, 2003 10:53 pm
by Sticky Blue
El Prez,
if you will all still have me !!
The above is not an invitation to you!

Come again any time Nina (doh, another double entadre)

Posted: Tue 08 Apr, 2003 10:55 pm
by Guest
:cry: