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Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 2:45 pm
by The JaCkAl
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 4:27 pm
by El Prez
I think you are really sweet and a thorough gentleman!
Right!
Which makes me the bloody Pope! Archie has broken nails from rock climbing after affectionate goats, Lyme's disease from chasing affectionate deer and being bitten by their ticks, to top it all there are some very strange scars on his back with hoof prints amongst them. I leave the rest to your imagination.
Arch, my vetinary friend, Mangle, wants to know if you need the cattle crush towed up to Okehampton for the celebrations after the 30 miler?
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 5:03 pm
by USARMY_
Jackal, it's
www.military.com
I suggest you go directly to either the Army boards immediately and let everyone know how you feel about The USA.
Andy, I never knew you felt that way about me. You're my friend.
Archie, don't be so sour. Maybe someday you could immigrate to the US and live out your dream of being a hippy in San Fransico. Just make sure you wear flowers in your hair.
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 5:41 pm
by harry hackedoff
Yawn, is that the time?
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 6:39 pm
by Marina
Oh El Prez !
Sorry ! I think you are very charming too in your own unique and witty way !
Anytime you need assistance on your PhD, I can introduce you to my Lebanese friend Rania (She is a fully qualified gynae Dr as well as belly dancer).
(Here we go again ! US vs Brits )
I better go away for while !
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 6:52 pm
by harry hackedoff
Marina, when can we see a photo on your profile?
Unique and witty? Rob Parry?
Imagine a cross between Rigsby and Elvis and you won`t be far wrong
D&C, anyone?
Aye, Harry
USA Snob
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 8:44 pm
by Jan Milligan
ERHEM, I resemble that remark
I am Scottish/USA and as for being a snob, does that mean stuck up?
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 9:16 pm
by El Prez
Marina, has Ronny got any sisters as I'm not into this bloke and bloke stuff?
See guys, I'm up front and coothy.
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 9:34 pm
by Wully
Hi Jan,
Welcome to the forum.
Yes, being a snob and stuck up are one and the same. Now if you are a snob then stand by because you're in for a rough ride
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:01 pm
by Archie
Marina,
Don't believe a single word* you read about me, it's all lies and jealousy.
It's because I am George Clooneys stunt and body double, that they all disparage me.
Is it my fault that I'm only 28, handsome, virile and equipped like a race horse?
* As I'm also a congenital liar I'd advise you to believe the sentences rather than the single words.
Sing along now "You've got have a dream, You've got have a dream, cos without one you how're you gonna have a dream come true." or something like that.
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:08 pm
by El Prez
Archie, were you the one in the petticoats or the one with the shaved head?
(Do baldies hear the rain hitting their head, and does it drive them mad? If so why do they all shave their heads? I nearly wrote nuts then realised there would be an outcry of protectiveness towards Archie and a little outcry for Marina
)
Snob
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:09 pm
by Jan Milligan
Well let us see if I qualify, I don't hold my pinkie out when holding my Mug, can't stand angel cake, detest napkins especially the ones that go on a baby's rear end, but do get funny looks from my neigbours for using my Knife as well as my Fork to eat with.
So do I qualify as a Snob
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:12 pm
by El Prez
Hell, how do your neighbours eat? And who cares anyway, let them hover!
Welcome on board.
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:21 pm
by Guest
Tell you what Jan, I don't reckon you're a snob, not what I've heard anyway!
Posted: Mon 14 Apr, 2003 10:25 pm
by Archie
Jan you can't be a real snob, because a real snob wouldn't talk to the likes of us, we're far too common and blue colour.
