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Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:02 pm
by flighty
Coolness?
As in 'The farkin' thing's in the farkin' house! Whoop! Whoop! Danger! Danger! ' as you flatten yerself on the hearth rug with Artist AND KiwiBen on top as deflection?
Coolness? My arse!
Jayne x
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:08 pm
by Doc
See I knew you were pissed, Kiwi Ben wasnt there he was sniffing his lesbian down the pub

Artist was doning a S6 resi, and I carried on rolling my ciggie

Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:14 pm
by flighty
Bollocks you were!
You appeared out of the gloom as I was sat half way up the stairs laughing!
You three sad barstewards had previously been sat on the sofa watching a re-run of Mr Bean or summat! Boring buggers!
Some bloody Saturday night that was for youse lot till the house went up!
Jayne x
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:15 pm
by Doc
Kiwi was out sniffing I tell ya!
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:21 pm
by flighty
He was doing nothing of the sort!
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil sat on the efffin' sofa.
Whhhooooooooohoooooooohoooooooowhooooooooooo dive! dive! dive!
Jayne xx
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 9:46 pm
by Artist
"It's in the bloody house!" screamed Doc. And then leapt across the room like a demented Exocet missle!!!
Artist
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 9:51 pm
by Doc
Posted: Tue 25 Apr, 2006 8:14 pm
by flighty
Result!!
After 12 weeks p*ssing about I have found the guy who originally designed and installed my fab I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!!.
He has been over tonight and drawn up a hugely over- estimated quote which means win for me and win for him!
Cheers, Artist, for removing the contents of an entire bottle bank from my back garden before he arrived.
A brand spanking new I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! jobbie is looming on the horizon!
He said 'There are certain customers I never forget and you are one of them!'
Jayney xx