'Daddy'

[flo]

What is the cheesiest chat up line youve ever pulled and gotten away with? Ive been chatted up by a penguin pickerupper- based in the falklands!!!! the usual biscuit designers, plumbers, cant tell you or ill have to shag you to death'ers!!!

I myself was caught out when after a guy had told me he hated wrens i told him i was a nurse at a teaching hospital down south. Everything went in my favour and we became a bit of a regular thing. When my leave was over and he thought i was back at nursing college i used to get letters from him redirected through my parents. Oneday my father phoned up and said, ' fiona, you know that Tony guy you have been seeing, well hes been on the phone and he has been drfted to Taunton' Bollocks said I. Next day i was standing in the registry speaking to Chopper young and relaying my story when who walks in with his joining routine,...........Yep Tony. Needless to say his face said it all, i wasnt the nurse he thought he'd trapped but a bleedin wren. #
Mind you we did have some fun sneaking into the spider grots for a bit of the other.......but just as friends mind

[JR]

Flo.......What can one say! here's me ready to defend your Honour down to the last Knife,Fork,Spoon and button stick,Have you sold the rights of this saga to MGM? and who would play the lead part? Guess!

Just another string to the thread Aye JR

[flo]

Aw JR, we were a regular item.

My integrity is intact. Honest

[Mike]

'Dutchess of Bent Carrot barracks' Portsmouth,home of the brave???????

Ah how I remember that den of iniquity, well we all wished it was anyway, the good old Pompy NAFFI, shin full of ale and the waves and waves of Royal and Jack, all with their own method of entry .....The sound of Jack and some Royal being evacuated by the worst looking Chief stoker WREN that ANY man could imagine, I'm sure the bred them for the job.... They all had huge noses with one or two warts, breath the hummed like a warthogs arse, a chest that you could tie up a carrier on and an arse that you could park up a Quad bikes both front tyres....

Funny I cant remember anyone being weighed off for trying to enter Bent Carrots Barracks... I guess that a confrontation with one of the Barrack angles was punishment enough....

Then of course there was Tampax Towers, a far more refined place. Jenny was allowed to have visitors in the foyer, least when it was first opened...... Happy days..
Aye Mike

[dalo]

Quality, im just trying to imagine it as some comedy sketch on television lol

[JR]

Flo....If ever your escapades are serialised in one of the Dailys,or better still made into a film as a go getting,hard hitting Jenny Wren Member of 40 Commandos Registry,would you consider letting Jenny Agutter play the lead part you know there are certain bootnecks on these forums who would crawl over broken glass to kiss her Feet.
Oh the realms of fantasy .Aye JR

[flo]

Och JR she is far too posh to play me, despite your fantasies.

Id be better off having Kathy Burke she is more on my level


Yep i look rough in the morning

[Sticky Blue]

Flo,
your dits (just for Evans... Dits) Have brought a sodding great grin to me mush!

Can I be the director?