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Nice one Doc mate. I once played against the Welsh international team as a junior prior to joining the Corps.

When I joined up the Troop PTI said: you're the ping pong expert aren't you?

To which I proudly said: "yes I am, staff."

His reponse was: "Well forget that sh*t, here's a pair of boxing gloves and you'll need some rubgy boots!! So my ping pong skills went into retirement for a while!!!

However, wait for it......... The foot work was almost the same as boxing, so it was an easy transition for me make.

Would you believe that reflex wise, ping pong is one of the fastest sports in the world. Although a few years ago, they made the ball 2 millimetres bigger to slow it down a little.

All a load of balls really mate, but good sporting fun, none the less!!

And...NO..I don't leap out of the shadows with my stealthy bat to hit the ferking ball...!!

Cheers

Steve

I had a vision of a black clad stealthy killer jumping out of the bushes to twat someone with a small red round bat

She-ite: I've been rumbled. You even knew that one side of my bat is black.

I must turn those lights down!!!

Cheers

Steve

Doc wrote: Sitting in that urine smelling chair at the nursing home with a "nurse" who doesnt speak English and may well be fiddling with you

Apart from the p1ss-smelling chair this sounds pretty good to me.

Gimpy wrote:

Doc wrote: Sitting in that urine smelling chair at the nursing home with a "nurse" who doesnt speak English and may well be fiddling with you

Apart from the p1ss-smelling chair this sounds pretty good to me.

Gimpy: I nearly spat my tea out over my key board when I read that mate. LOL. Undoubtedly mate. You'll go a long way.

Cheers

Steve

Roll on retirement

I found the older lads coped must better than the younger ones, but age isn't an issue. If you're made of the right stuff you'll do it.

Jonno.