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The size of the cock next to you is irrelevant, it's just a cock. If it scares you so much keep your eyes on your own.

F***ing hilarious when a guy creeps awkwardly towards the piss bowl, whips out his tinkle and can only stand there grunt, cough, and gob into the urinal, trying anything to make his cock feel at ease.

Top thread this .

Next week we will discuss the dreaded......knob on failure.

why would he or any other bloke be staring at another blokes cock in the first place?

You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

That is spot on, even when they use the cubicle nothing happens.

I guess we must have a few peekers among us, you know who you are.

Dangermouse wrote:why would he or any other bloke be staring at another blokes cock in the first place?

You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

Are there many ladies at the urinals then?


A club I was at last year didn't have any doors on the cubicles (to discourage the sniffing of certain substances, or so I presume), I reckon that must really make things difficult for any 'stage-fright' sufferers.

Anyone out there who is thinking about joining the forces, and is painfully shy, is either going to get over it very quickly, or decide that life in uniform isn't for them. Most will find that it isn't such a problem after all though.

Dangermouse wrote:You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

You can tell someone's never had their dick out in front of a lady when they come up with a line like that...

Oh.


f@#k.

Sarastro wrote:

Dangermouse wrote:You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

You can tell someone's never had their dick out in front of a lady when they come up with a line like that...
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Hey! Less of that!

Dangermouse wrote:

Sarastro wrote:

Dangermouse wrote:You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

You can tell someone's never had their dick out in front of a lady when they come up with a line like that...

Hey! Less of that!

You Tartan_Terrier's wife or something?

Thought this thread was for Sprogs/Ankle Biters/Crumb Snatchers.
Seems the only people posting here are the supposed"Big Kids"

Not impressed really.

Tartan_Terrier wrote:

Dangermouse wrote:why would he or any other bloke be staring at another blokes cock in the first place?

You can tell someones never had thier dick out in front of a lady when they use the cubicles instead of the urinals.

Are there many ladies at the urinals then?


A club I was at last year didn't have any doors on the cubicles (to discourage the sniffing of certain substances, or so I presume), I reckon that must really make things difficult for any 'stage-fright' sufferers.

Anyone out there who is thinking about joining the forces, and is painfully shy, is either going to get over it very quickly, or decide that life in uniform isn't for them. Most will find that it isn't such a problem after all though.

Taking a crap infront of other people is crossing the line. Honestly i wouldn't want to see someone checking their tissue as im walking past

lol i remeber when i was in hunter coy we had a room waxing session we waxed every part of body hair we could cos we were bored we freaked out the lads on prmc by walking past them hand in hand naked to the showeres blowing kisses at them you get a weird sense of humour there.

fodd wrote:lol i remeber when i was in hunter coy we had a room waxing session we waxed every part of body hair we could cos we were bored we freaked out the lads on prmc by walking past them hand in hand naked to the showeres blowing kisses at them you get a weird sense of humour there.

funniest thing i've heard in a long time!

And people wonder why they make jokes about royal . Its known
as bashful bladder syndrome bit of a bugger if you have it.
Its the wierdos from recce plts who seem to delight in shitting infront of others ok so you had to do it in an op once ,but, that was years ago
get over it .

I was at bog in a pub once and there were 6 individual urinals on the wall lines up... with only me and another guy at them...

1 2 3 4 5 6


I was first in and thus was at number 1 (might aswell protect the flanks if you can). The guy in just behind me went to 4. Before he'd really started another guy came in and stood at 3. The guy at number 4 clearly took offence to this and side stepped to 5!! I was mid p*ss and was beginning to shake with laughter. I just about managed to keep it in but roared when i got back to the table i was at.

Someone i was with took sides with the side stepper saying that they got "stage fright" aswell if someone was too close.

Im laughing typing this when i think back to the casual side step whilst looking straight ahead at the wall. Classic

I find it much more amusing to share the urinal.

thats the rule though isnt it. get as far away as possible, preferable near a exit lol.