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Am I the only one who burst out laughing at that .

Waltatcher in another guise no doubt

yeah got to agree with ubique i was nearly nocked off 10 times today on my motorbike due to speeding and various other driving offences including driving into incoming traffic would have ended my career before it even begain whose Waltatcher

You ride a bike and never speed?

Nothing to do with the rest of the thread, but that was a completely pointless post...

Ubique, you've never broken the law? Won't make a great bootneck then...you spend most of your life breaking the rules and trying to get away with it Traffic law is one of the most indiscriminate forms of justice there is; no I don't condone doing stupid things on the road, but minor traffic offences being more heavily investigated and punished than far more serious 'proper' offences is ridiculous. Give a guy a break - if gjd is being truthful he's an idiot, but still just a victim really. As to your profile, you're a fu**ing idiot.

Aiiye i found the ubique occupation and intrests amusing too

Nothing better than a job you love

dylanredefined wrote: Am I the only one who burst out laughing at that .

No, not at all.

He now owes me a new keyboard! Mine's covered in coffee!

No it's called a f**king joke, If some of you aspire to join the forces you may need to develop a thicker skin, my black humour is very very tame trust me.

Oh and the fact that my name is Ubique should give you some sort of clue that i am not a bootie, though I am in 3 cdo brigade RM .

DANTAE wrote:yeah got to agree with ubique i was nearly nocked off 10 times today on my motorbike due to speeding and various other driving offences including driving into incoming traffic would have ended my career before it even begain whose Waltatcher

Well thats the thing, the laws are there and we all have to abide by them, espeicially when you in green, a lapse in concerntration and you could kill one of your oppos or a member of the public.

Fair enough if it's a littering conviction, talk to the bloke in the AFCO about it and it should be OK, but from what I know in the army at least, glasgow have a very dim veiw on traffic offences and it may be a bar to entry, so joking aside the original poster may find his dream fall at the first hurdle.

ubique wrote:Oh and the fact that my name is Ubique should give you some sort of clue that i am not a bootie, though I am in 3 cdo brigade RM .

you claim your in 3 cmdo but your in 'Ipswich', I didnt realise 3 cmdo had barracks here!

alternativly stop breaking the law you f**king pikeys.

This is what got me Ubique. I couldn't care less what job you do, I object to being regarded as a 'f**king pikey' because of a couple of minor traffic offences. If you've read the circumstances of gjd's charge, he was a bit of an idiot but didn't really do anything wrong, eventually the case was dropped. Yet you imply he's a 'f**king pikey' too. As I assume are around half the motorists in the UK, who have picked up a parking fine or speeding ticket. On the other hand, you must be the light in a dark place, who's always lived by the book, and should be an inspiration to those around them. Good on yer Not RMP are you?

There's black humour in harsh times in circles of like-minded people. We all enjoy a joke. But to put it in your profile on an open forum considering recent events could be regarded as a little distasteful at the least.

Apologies for rant, I normally do quite well at not getting sucked into these things

[/quote]There's black humour in harsh times in circles of like-minded people. We all enjoy a joke. But to put it in your profile on an open forum considering recent events could be regarded as a little distasteful at the least.

Apologies for rant, I normally do quite well at not getting sucked into these things [/quote]

I totally agree fella, we all like a joke! Is it strange I've never come across someone who takes the *beep* at murdered people? As a supposed British Serviceman I thought you'd have more respect for the dead, perhaps not!

Billy

ubique wrote:Oh and the fact that my name is Ubique should give you some sort of clue that i am not a bootie,

Yep,
Sure gives me a clue.
So Foxtrot Oscar smartly in threes you waste of oxygen and bandwidth.

Or do I have to bin you again?

Jeez,
It's not Spring Break already is it?

is ubique not a big enough clue.

druadan wrote:

alternativly stop breaking the law you f**king pikeys.

This is what got me Ubique. I couldn't care less what job you do, I object to being regarded as a 'f**king pikey' because of a couple of minor traffic offences. If you've read the circumstances of gjd's charge, he was a bit of an idiot but didn't really do anything wrong, eventually the case was dropped. Yet you imply he's a 'f**king pikey' too. As I assume are around half the motorists in the UK, who have picked up a parking fine or speeding ticket. On the other hand, you must be the light in a dark place, who's always lived by the book, and should be an inspiration to those around them. Good on yer Not RMP are you?

There's black humour in harsh times in circles of like-minded people. We all enjoy a joke. But to put it in your profile on an open forum considering recent events could be regarded as a little distasteful at the least.

Apologies for rant, I normally do quite well at not getting sucked into these things

Well 3 people in this thread found it funny before the moral thought police came to get me.