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The Bad Baaaassssssssard ARTIST wrote...

Why not PM owd JWT about his sixty five pound round of drinks for seven people!!!! Snee! Snee! Snee!
By heck he looked like Captain Cardiac when the barmaid told him the cost!
After that it was all FREE!!!!

You and that Fakin DOG PEEBLES is doin me Ed in, Yer never goin to let me forget that that ROUND Bist. THE TRUTH MUCKER. Yes, ROYAL MARINES FUN DAY Dorchester Hotel, Jimmbo Davidson BFF. EVERTHING WAS FREE, except and there's always a EXCEPT. Except the LADIEEEEE's, so being a GOOD MARINE and out with some MUCKERS for the night I intended to make sure it would be a Run Ashore of worthwhile merit, one that everyone in their own way would remember. Done many deeds for many people that night BUT for the ARTIST I topped it by getting him SORTED, (NO NOT TOPPED THE BASSSSSARDS STILL YER)
I could see that he was getting very amorous with a certain Catering Corps Lt/Col Devroux's MBE etc etc WIFE, Artist had Hands Everywhere and we all found out where he kept his Painting Brushes, In his Trouser, looked real uncomfortable. Anyway to cut a long night short I asked the good Ladieeee if she could accommodate my Oppo, to my amazement cus said Artist was well pissed by now she said she COULD for a little fee. Told me to pay said FEE at the BAR. So while paying for the Artist Pleasure I also bought a round of Drinks, 4 Kir Royals 1 Whisky and 2 Jack Denials, at a cost of £17 plus my Muckers NIGHT OF PASSION, £50, makes £67 for a round. FAKE YOU ARTIST, BY YOUR OWN PASH NEXT TIME. Plymouth, 26th of November, 12:00 hours. YOUR ROUND MUCKER.

Cheers JWT, I DONT TELL LIES.

CREAM OF THE MILITARY DRUMS & BUGLES.












Can tell I was SOBER, I never gets to have me Picture Taken. Must have a fixation about being seen. PLOD, you got a lot to answere for.

Sounds like a night of allsorts of goings on , sounded good and hope you lot had a good time.

Artist, I'm waiting for some type of retort BUT nothing forthcoming.
HONEST Mucker tis OK, YOU DONT OWE ME A PENNY. Just wanted to make sure you had one to REMEMBER, Good Time that is.

Cheers JWT.

Heard that your still in touch with said Ladieeeee and that you send one another recipes via the email. Understandable with her Old Man in the Catering Corps.

Retort her JWT



From the left; JWT, Mrs JWT (poor lass), SpeedyG and a man with a black box on his head. Odd bugger he was weren't he JWT?

Then of course heres JWT on his own.



By this stage Owd JWT had removed his Corp Pattern Dicky Bow. Yes you read that right a Corp Pattern Dicky Bow. Oie was hoping that he would leave it unattended so's Oie could have it away!!!

Bloody Good night wern't it Oppo!

Artist

Twas a GREAT NIGHT Mucker, cant waint for next year. I hear we've been moved around a touch, me to the "TOP TABLE" and you to the "CATERING CORPS" Table.

No what to get you for Chrimbo, "CORP DICKIE BOW" even with a Tee Shirt they look the business. I'll deliver it by hand and maybe stay a week or two while trying to show you how to TIE THE BASSSSSSSAED.

Artist said to the Bloke with the Shoe Box on his Head, "Whats Your Job", "I'm the Head Doorman", "Well go and Guard some Door", "I'm waiting for your Glasses Sir", "What do you want mine for, theres a load on the table over there, help your self", Sir I require yours as we are waiting to shut the Bar", "You best Fake off now, Your begining to upset us". Fair play, he went, CAME BACK WITH A WHOLE TRIBE OF SHOE BOX'S. still not enough, there were 3 of us, we ambushed um.

JWT.

dunno if im gonna look a div by asking this but whats a shoe box? as in what your on about not a box that shoes come in

is it a doorman?

Artist wrote:

Christ, at a glance I thought it was Bobby George!!

Went on a RM fun day today...fricken loved it!

Only bad thing was that I opened my gob and said I wanted to be an officer, every one who stuck their hand up (3) got a pink RM commando t-shirt, that was way to small (but I got to keep it! wahey!) and had to wear it all day, every stand you got to the instructors knew that you wanted to be an officer indicated by the pink tshirt, so they beasted you at every stand and expected you to know everything lol.

We had to storm this building with paint ball guns and rescue the hostage, and as I was the leader (that was indicated by the pink t-shirt) I was expected to stay in control or I got shot by the instructors. At one point I made a wrong decision and got shot 8 times by the instructors lol but apart from that I did ok. AND as I was the officer I had to carry the hostage (a big RM lad) about 200metres whilst getting shot in my legs and back by paintballs! After 150M I collapsed, my legs couldnt take any more. This RM on my back was pushing down on my shoulders to make himself heaver and bouncing up and down. Along with other beastings that day made me realise how unfit I was!

Best two parts for me were the absailing (leaning over a cliff with hands behind you head and getting told to look down) and going in the inflatable rainding craft...oh and the hot news presenter that was there.

If you get the chance serousily do it, it was ace!

james_m. He Wrote :-

Christ, at a glance I thought it was Bobby George!!

James just read your Profile, you seam to be a "Nice Young Lad" with his future well mapped out with Fitness and Training to the forefront.
NOW wouldn’t it be a great pity if one of your legs ended up 2" shorter than the other FAKIN BOOBY GEORGE, That’s not a complement you want to go around bestowing on 58 year old Ex Royal Marines, 6' 2", 18 Stone, with one BAD ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE.



Nice One James-m, been called ALSORTS of shite in my time BUT never Bobby George. I SHELL NEVER SMILE AGAIN ON CAMERA, might even take to wearing a MASK. Mind you if Bobby was to see this Thread he'd be WELL PLEASED.

YOU and YOURS Have a nice week end, Cheers JWT

james m

The Owd Buggers been called far worse than Bobby George!

Some one once called him Big Daddy.....sulked for a week over that one so he did!

Artist

Sorry JWT didn't mean to offend you

But then again, you didnt use to play darts did you?






Cheers
James_m

Artist, YOU BE A BAD Bassssssard. I'll get dee on the 26th Nov.

Big DADDY,


FAIR PLAY James-M, BOBBY GEORGE IT IS.



NEVER thrown darts about, a bit of metal Yeah.
Not Bad for 57 years young, I be thur, you got a get thur. ARTIST WONT, he's got 33 DAYS LEFT

JWT.

Looking pretty good for an old bugger!

Having thought about it, I take it all back, you dont resemble Bobby George as much as I first thought!
































Frank Butcher though....

kinnell JWT

james m has a bloody telephoto lens trained on yer!

Singing!

Oiem a Wrinkley Oiem a Crinkly
And Oie aint got a brain!
Oie tis daft as a brush and never been laid!!!!

Coat!! Now!! No! not that one shit for brains!!!! The one with somebody elses wallet in the pocket!!!

JWT has a way with words................In time they will make sense to everybody!!! Now.............Narr as long as his arse points down he's going to be Him!!!

A little known fact about JWT. Once he gave money to Charity. He woke up the next day and threatened Charity's Husband with ABH unless he got the dosh back ASAP!!!

Artist