Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 4:10 pm
In redneck language that means "Git them panties down!!!"flighty wrote: rubbing up the brasses.
Jayne x
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Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 4:56 pm
Jayne, "brasses" is London underworld slang for prostitutes.
Can I still get on yer tits though mate
I don`t have time to play on any other forums the amount of shit I have to get through on here 
Apart from www.Gaybuilder.com.au where I`m known as the Bricky with the Thicky, www.Prisonbitch.co.uk where Doc is the Hairy Fairy and I`m Showermonster and a site for former porn stars called Flacid n placid where El Prez usesLimp Boy and I`m Empty Sac.
I used to frequent Leatherneck and chew the fat with them jarheads before their Nomad shipped out to Marine Camp Heaven`s Gate where I used harry hackedoff but I haven`t re-regd since they improved the site. (RIP Nomad,Semper Fidelis 
)
Enjoy yerself on here mate,like a fly round shit our own monkey will no doubt be giving you a hoy
Can I still get on yer tits though mate
Tang, you`re jerking me, rightAre you known by any other names harry on another forum
I don`t have time to play on any other forums the amount of shit I have to get through on here Apart from www.Gaybuilder.com.au where I`m known as the Bricky with the Thicky, www.Prisonbitch.co.uk where Doc is the Hairy Fairy and I`m Showermonster and a site for former porn stars called Flacid n placid where El Prez usesLimp Boy and I`m Empty Sac.
I used to frequent Leatherneck and chew the fat with them jarheads before their Nomad shipped out to Marine Camp Heaven`s Gate where I used harry hackedoff but I haven`t re-regd since they improved the site. (RIP Nomad,Semper Fidelis ) Enjoy yerself on here mate,like a fly round shit our own monkey will no doubt be giving you a hoy
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 6:05 pm
Kerrist on a crutch. I go out for a day and what do you lot do - you not only let in furriners but you've let in furrin monkeys 
Only joking guys
Only joking guys
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 7:28 pm
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 7:58 pm
Ive even discovered his favourite calender
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 7:59 pm
Poor Harry.
Extra line for the janker-wallah.
Extra line for the janker-wallah.
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 8:25 pm
Ooooer......
Harry, how is a poor woolly back like meself supposed to be au fait with London underworld slang? Now, Madchester underworld slang is a different matter altogether. My pupils keep me well abreast (sic) of current linguistic trends. Substitute 'brasses' for 'taaaaarts' and I would have known better than to startle you gentlemen into believing I might be engaging in salacious activities with southern ladies of the night.
Forgive my worldly unwisedness. I have led a very sheltered life.
Jayne x
PS. Doc..... where can I get my hands on a copy of the mag?
Harry, how is a poor woolly back like meself supposed to be au fait with London underworld slang? Now, Madchester underworld slang is a different matter altogether. My pupils keep me well abreast (sic) of current linguistic trends. Substitute 'brasses' for 'taaaaarts' and I would have known better than to startle you gentlemen into believing I might be engaging in salacious activities with southern ladies of the night.
Forgive my worldly unwisedness. I have led a very sheltered life.
Jayne x
PS. Doc..... where can I get my hands on a copy of the mag?
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 8:48 pm
Ask Harry Jayne, when I emailed the publishers I was informed by reply that the whole batch had been bought by a former RM naturist from Western Australia!!!
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 8:50 pm
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 9:45 pm
Jeb I'm disappointed in you!
How could you say such a such about Flighty, I'm actually shocked that you are familiar with such terminology!
Right then:
1. Wash your mouth out with carbolic
2. 16 Hail Mary's
3. Flagulate yourself with a soggy piece of celery for a whole minute
4. Say sorry to Aunty Jayne
5. Edit the word "Whore" to read "working girl"
If sir, you refuse to comply I'll be forced to take off my white leather gauntlet and smack thee in the gub!
Choose thy weapon
I've already got mine thanks!
How could you say such a such about Flighty, I'm actually shocked that you are familiar with such terminology!
Right then:
1. Wash your mouth out with carbolic
2. 16 Hail Mary's
3. Flagulate yourself with a soggy piece of celery for a whole minute
4. Say sorry to Aunty Jayne
5. Edit the word "Whore" to read "working girl"
If sir, you refuse to comply I'll be forced to take off my white leather gauntlet and smack thee in the gub!
Choose thy weapon
I've already got mine thanks!
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 9:49 pm
Bless you, H_N.
See .... what you read is not all what you get.
Cheers, mate xxxx
See .... what you read is not all what you get.
Cheers, mate xxxx
Posted: Wed 15 Jun, 2005 10:33 pm
Posted: Thu 16 Jun, 2005 7:26 am
Hmmmmm. So 'board whore' wasn't your own creation , then, Jeb. Thought it was rather too eloquent a phrase for you. Your apology .... when it arrives.... will be graciously accepted.
Jayne.
Thought it was rather too eloquent a phrase for you. Your apology .... when it arrives.... will be graciously accepted. Jayne.
Posted: Thu 16 Jun, 2005 6:13 pm
Do what? I can tell a diamond geezer from a dodgy geezer at two farsand yards son, call me a bleedin woolie back again darlin I`ll do you up a tweat 
Doc, yer aol link don`t work, quel surprise
Did you like Hairey Fairy and the Showermonster, btw?
Prisonbitch sounds just up your street matey, ooh, is that mieee thoap, clumsy meee
Doc, yer aol link don`t work, quel surprise
Did you like Hairey Fairy and the Showermonster, btw?
Prisonbitch sounds just up your street matey, ooh, is that mieee thoap, clumsy meee