Posted: Sun 24 Apr, 2005 8:13 pm
I'll pass on that mate....the prospect of having fun bags to play with while I'm getting it just doesn't do it for me I'm afraiddoc wrote: I'll put you down for the Pre-op transexual maybe.....???
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Posted: Sun 24 Apr, 2005 8:48 pm
You old charmer, you. How could you possibly not be returned to your pedestal after that?sneaky beaky wrote:Sorry Flighty - but you don't even come close to that picture or description!!
Am I now restored to gentleman?
Sneaky
Jayne x
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 3:16 pm
So far 22% of you need to be taken outside for a word or two, the rest need to be taken outside and beaten
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 3:59 pm
Doc' can you clarify a point ?
Is it which one period?
or
Is it which one first?
Is it which one period?
or
Is it which one first?
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 5:44 pm
Tough call that, could I not just go and eat a kebab instead
lew
lew
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 6:01 pm
I dont think kebab or death is a option here.
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 6:37 pm
Ones to old to have a period and the other never has or ever will!!Hostage_Negotiator wrote:Doc' can you clarify a point ?
Is it which one period?
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 6:43 pm
Only a sodding Matelot would come up with this one!
Doc keep taking the pills Oppo. Yer bloody need em!
As it is I would chew me arm off after waking up with the Owd One. (nearly said Owdun then!) As I'm definitely a Giver and not a taker. Shades of the GOLDEN RIVET this little Gem our Doc!
Artist
Doc keep taking the pills Oppo. Yer bloody need em!
As it is I would chew me arm off after waking up with the Owd One. (nearly said Owdun then!) As I'm definitely a Giver and not a taker. Shades of the GOLDEN RIVET this little Gem our Doc!
Artist
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 6:57 pm
Straight as an arrow myself Artist! 
Interesting how many of our fellow members are opting for the shemale though
H_N has me worried, he wants both but cant decide which one first!!
Interesting how many of our fellow members are opting for the shemale though
H_N has me worried, he wants both but cant decide which one first!!
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 7:29 pm
I may be wrong here but I believe only one of them has a Kebab!lew wrote:Tough call that, could I not just go and eat a kebab instead
lew
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 7:42 pm
Wasn't the transexual (Miriam) courted by a serving bootie who stripped from his "blues" to woo her.
I'd heard rumours about marines but never believed them.
Same for matelots, they said that there was more womans underwear on board ships BEFORE women were allowed on!
I'd heard rumours about marines but never believed them.
Same for matelots, they said that there was more womans underwear on board ships BEFORE women were allowed on!
Posted: Mon 25 Apr, 2005 7:55 pm
A typical Crabfat!
Me old Man did a years unacompanied on RAF Gan (Maldives) in the middle of the Indian Ocean in 1970/71. There was one female on the island. A fifty odd year old WRVS volunteer who had all the charm of an Old Manky Mattress according to Pop.
His homcoming was a belter! Pop and Mummy toddled off to the Mess at the RAF camp we were living at. (West Raynham, Norfolk) Mummy was dressed to kill. Anyway Pop got as handcarted as you can get with his Mates. Mummy was a tad annoyed but took solice in the fact that he was going to share the marriage bed with her that night.
Come the return to the MQ and Mummy goes into the Bathroom to get herself ready. Pop Zonks out in the Marriage Bed. Half an hour later Mummy slips between the sheets, Pop wakes up. Pop screams out "Get the F**k out of me bed you Barsteward!" and promptly plants one on Mummy!
The next morning Mummy was the proud owner of a corking black eye! Pop was very sorry but it was far to late for that. He slept in the spare bed in my room for the next few days. That played havoc with my nightime plans! And no I don't mean playing with meself. My much older girlfriend (she was a worldly wise 17 year old hottie, I was 15) lived across the road and I was out of the house and up the drainpipe and into her Bedroom most nights learning all about the Birds n Bees. One hell of a Summer Holiday was 1971!
A couple of years later when I was in 40 I asked Pop why he did what he did that night. Strangely he declined to tell me!!!?
Artist
Me old Man did a years unacompanied on RAF Gan (Maldives) in the middle of the Indian Ocean in 1970/71. There was one female on the island. A fifty odd year old WRVS volunteer who had all the charm of an Old Manky Mattress according to Pop.
His homcoming was a belter! Pop and Mummy toddled off to the Mess at the RAF camp we were living at. (West Raynham, Norfolk) Mummy was dressed to kill. Anyway Pop got as handcarted as you can get with his Mates. Mummy was a tad annoyed but took solice in the fact that he was going to share the marriage bed with her that night.
Come the return to the MQ and Mummy goes into the Bathroom to get herself ready. Pop Zonks out in the Marriage Bed. Half an hour later Mummy slips between the sheets, Pop wakes up. Pop screams out "Get the F**k out of me bed you Barsteward!" and promptly plants one on Mummy!
The next morning Mummy was the proud owner of a corking black eye! Pop was very sorry but it was far to late for that. He slept in the spare bed in my room for the next few days. That played havoc with my nightime plans! And no I don't mean playing with meself. My much older girlfriend (she was a worldly wise 17 year old hottie, I was 15) lived across the road and I was out of the house and up the drainpipe and into her Bedroom most nights learning all about the Birds n Bees. One hell of a Summer Holiday was 1971!
A couple of years later when I was in 40 I asked Pop why he did what he did that night. Strangely he declined to tell me!!!?
Artist