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STABs get the best of both worlds!!

Can we go back to lew's pissing contest, because i think ive pissed on my feet does that mean i lose?
And as for the SAS when i was in the jungle fighting the wippets we had a terrible time they kept wippeting and it played havoc with my make up.
Sorry who are you?
Why am i in this padded room?
Whats with the drugs?
Damn those pink elephants!!!!!

Jobag wrote:Who in their right mind would want to be a STAB anyway?

Still The Army's Best

Just how many reservists have you encountered during your long and glittering career as a trainee Para? Enough to pass judgement on them all? I think not.

Boathouse colour anyone?

AdamR wrote:Just how many reservists have you encountered during your long and glittering career as a trainee Para?

Too many.

Sticky Blue wrote:I don't suppose you've seen the adverts where they talk about how professional the Reserve Forces are

Professional? Well if we are going off the standards of the rest of the army, i have the right to put little faith in them.

Jobag wrote:Well if we are going off the standards of the rest of the army, i have the right to put little faith in them.

The rest of the Army meaning what you have seen in your long, established career??? Or just what happens to be in and around Depot??
Yep, thought so

I dont need a "long, established career" to see how bad the rest of the army is compared with the regiment i am training to join.

Wait til you get in and trained before you start slagging the rest of the army off - ok?

I do know what you do need though

Shame you cant yet seem to realise it. Oh well the modern Army seems to suit you Scrotbag, it has a fair few tossers you can mingle with and feel safe within the herd.

Oh and that thing thats causing you distress and embarresment is a pubic hair, more will follow and its nothing to worry about!

Jobag wrote:I dont need a "long, established career" to see how bad the rest of the army is compared with the regiment i am training to join.

When you say bad what do you actually mean.
Do you mean rubbish soldiers?
Can I suggest you come and say that to Pvt. Johnson Beharry.
(By the way he was the guy who was so bad that he got the VC)

Jobag wrote:I dont need a "long, established career" to see how bad the rest of the army is compared with the regiment i am training to join.

your not even in that regiment yet and your already lowering the standard.

you never hear of humility?

ill laugh my f***ing arse off if you cant hack it and fail. if you make it in ill laugh even harder when you discover someone you depend on on ops is in fact a STAB.

funny thing is id bet you have not even got the balls to mouth off like that if someone said they were TA to your face. unless you had the rest of your section with you at least.

i'm sorry to say this but... in world war 1 all the people who fought after 1914 were in fact TA. All the professional soldiers died already. Have some f*****g respect!