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Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 8:48 pm
by minimac
Some comedian bloke with reference to his funeral
"What! Was that it!"
Tom
Posted: Wed 12 May, 2004 10:10 pm
by Mince
"Fourteen double whiskies in a row. I do believe that's a record." Dylan Thomas, RIP.
"Bugger Bognor." An English king; I forget which; Edward, maybe.
"f@#k off!" My step-grandfather.
Posted: Thu 13 May, 2004 5:20 am
by bootneck
El Prez wrote:Kindness exemplified, but please not when there's an f in the month.
keeling you are a licentious barsteward............wrong......sorry, you are a lucky licentious barsteward.
Keep smiling Flo, it'll confuse and irritate your neighbours.
Rob, i`m not smiling, I`m Beaming
, see you later Flo, and i sleep on top
Posted: Thu 13 May, 2004 9:35 am
by flo
Be prepared to be on bottom bunk as well.....im a restless 'sleeper'.
Posted: Thu 13 May, 2004 2:36 pm
by bootneck
FLO, your not a Swamper are you?
do i need to bring a brollie...
Posted: Thu 13 May, 2004 7:24 pm
by Mike
Clear lower decks HMS Tartar, Jimmy the one, standing on the hatch and about to let the Old Man talk to those mustered.......Shouts .......'If you can't hear at the back ........Put your hands up'!!
Naval Wooperts.....Don't you just love em?
Posted: Thu 13 May, 2004 8:35 pm
by flo
bootneck wrote:FLO, your not a Swamper are you?
do i need to bring a brollie...
Now come on, how the hell can i be a swamp rat, im a jenny not a bootneck. You lads get taught how to be one in phase 1 of training.
Posted: Fri 14 May, 2004 5:07 am
by bootneck
flo wrote:bootneck wrote:FLO, your not a Swamper are you?
do i need to bring a brollie...
Now come on, how the hell can i be a swamp rat, im a jenny not a bootneck. You lads get taught how to be one in phase 1 of training.
Hey Flo, never swamped a pit in my life, i`ve always got up and used someones locker
its so much closer than the heads
Posted: Wed 19 May, 2004 5:19 pm
by friendlyfireaintfriendly
my mate when paintballing.
HAHA you missed me!!! you... (drops to the floor holding crutch screaming expletives)
Posted: Thu 20 May, 2004 10:33 am
by Contractor
Mayor of Hiroshima 1945:
"What the f**# was that?"
Posted: Thu 20 May, 2004 10:51 am
by Seven
Commander of the Space Shuttle Columbia:
"Uh-oh"
Posted: Thu 20 May, 2004 11:04 am
by Contractor
a few more:
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What duck?
Pull the pin and count to what?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
I hope they speak English.
It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I'll get your toast out.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Posted: Thu 20 May, 2004 11:48 am
by goreD.
Brill !
Laughed my b0llocks off reading that. I've said most of them in my life.
What does that make me?
Gore
Posted: Fri 21 May, 2004 7:28 pm
by druadan
Undead?? Immortal??