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Posted: Wed 28 Jan, 2004 11:18 pm
by mercury
Y'know , you'd never get this problem on a RLC thread

"I was an army chef you know"
"Oh yes ??? Prove it !! What does the plaque say in the RLC training bosses office"


"Is it - No more than 6 chips and only one pudding - " ?


:D

Posted: Wed 28 Jan, 2004 11:32 pm
by joe
Sticky Blue wrote:It has been said before and will be said again:
when we were on the balcony, Me, Harry, Andy O, El Prez, (Loz thinks she was there but was in the wrong street) there were at least 32 others, not including the SAS... now where did I leave that certificate of sanity.
... Not forgetting Sneaky Beaky in the sewers! :o :D

Posted: Wed 28 Jan, 2004 11:35 pm
by Ploggers
I too was on the balcony but I was a burglar. Imagine my suprise when ........

Are you in the SAS??????

Posted: Wed 28 Jan, 2004 11:53 pm
by df2inaus
Simple, ask Walt what colour the boat shed at Hereford is :lol:

I know, old and tired but I really wanted to!

Walts and the SAS

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 12:08 am
by df2inaus
Any Americans on the forum remember the guy who claimed to have been a Green Beret in Vietnam who was outed on 60 minutes? If only he'd known the guy hunting him was in the very small unit Walt claimed to be in!

This guy had the full uniform, flashes and medals to go with his story. He even faked PTSD, I think. There was even footage of this clown in full regalia addressing hundreds of university students who had paid to see him and then he even started crying about shooting someone.

What an asshole, but also a daredevil.

The Return of the Walt

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 12:15 am
by df2inaus
Mercury, Messenger of the Gods and more importantly, fellow Relay Op.
Y'know , you'd never get this problem on a RLC thread

"I was an army chef you know"
"Oh yes ??? Prove it !! What does the plaque say in the RLC training bosses office"



Did you ever stop to consider that in this golden age of forged credentials there are probably lots of wannabe chefs out there claiming they had been in the Catering Corps???? It wouldn't surprise me.

A Walt who'd really done his homework might even say; "I was once featured in an army training vid about racism in the Catering Corps-have you seen it?"

Probably makes them stop asking questions :lol: !

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 9:53 am
by North Sea Tigress
Oi Stix,

Loz never thought she was there. She was on Oxford Street, shopping for a new pair of Jimmy Choo's with Jules and Me!!

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 10:17 am
by chunky from york
A hell of a lot of people were 'with the SAS', but the question to answer is - when did you pass selection?

This is when people start to look shifty and shuffle their feet.

Passing selection may be difficult. but that is when the really hard work starts.

I remember Archie on the balcony, I tripped over his zimmer frame and nearly broke Artists easel! :D :D

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 10:48 am
by veggie
Sorry, didn't intend to be rude, was a genuine question but maybe phrased incorrectly.

veggie

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 12:31 pm
by Falkens
Surely if you were in the SAS, you wouldnt be gloating or proving a point as being a member alone proves you are one of a few which should mean something.

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 3:10 pm
by bootneck
chunky from york wrote: I remember Archie on the balcony, I tripped over his zimmer frame and nearly broke Artists easel! :D :D
Shyte Chunky, I suppose thats when the Shyte really hit the fan, did Artist get a new easel, or was his tried and trusted one repaired? and was it repaired at Hereford, or the Local chippy( to a civvie, thats a carpenter :lol: )

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 4:45 pm
by old scaly back
Aha Loz.

You have let the cat out of the bag.

By giving away a closely guarded secret.

You can spot the S.A.S by the lack of eye brows. :o

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 6:38 pm
by sneaky beaky
I remember Archie, Artist and Chunky on the balcony. When they got pissed and fell off, the BAS****s landed on me in the sewer! My back hasn't been the same since!
S.B.

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 6:51 pm
by mercury
I've met someone who claimed to be in the sas , does that count

Re: The Return of the Walt

Posted: Thu 29 Jan, 2004 6:52 pm
by mercury
df2inaus wrote:Mercury, Messenger of the Gods and more importantly, fellow Relay Op.
df2 hows it going :drinking: :drinking: