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Sticky

So can the MP for Crewe and Nantwich when you tell what she can do with her bloody Party.

JR. I'll ask Ken where he gets them from when I see him Saturday.

Artist

An F117A stealth fighter is not really a fighter, its a bomber. When the aircraft was first produced, the pilots were all experienced fighter pilots. Therefore they designated it an F117A, not a B117A, simply to make the pilots happy.

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A starfish can turn its stomach inside out. (get the facts off the back of a penguin biscut)

Copper wire was invented by two scotts men fighting over a penny.

I didnt try lick my elbow,honest

A barnicle has the largest penis in connection with its size.

When a female has an orgasm it releases chemicals which infact help relieve a headache,scientifically proven

The civil war produced 400,000 morphine addicts.

The first owner of marlboro died from lung cancer.

If you put a sock over a cats head it will walk backwards round the room.

My Dad showed me that one time and I had lots of fun with the beast.

I had lots of fun with the beast

Is that something you should be admitting

A barnicle has the largest penis in connection with its size.

Well I have seen some well rigged Booties ......

(who werent adverse to swinging it around in the showers or anywhere really!! )

who beat the barnacle anytime!

ps is 'beating the barnacle' a new naughty expression??

barrybudden wrote:If you put a sock over a cats head it will walk backwards round the room.

Happens to Dogs too. I have a Yorkshire terrier and he's stupid enough to let me keep doing it so he ends up walking backwards alot.

:vamp: Its kind of a cruel thing to do but at the time its a good laugh

Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.

Blood is red only in the arteries after it has left the heart and is full of oxygen. Blood is a purplish, blue color in the veins as it returns to the heart, thanks to having picked up carbon dioxide and other wastes from the body's cells. In fact, your blood is red throughout only half your body. When cut, of course, the blood always appears red because it is instantly exposed to oxygen outside the body.

Some people consider the $1 bill unlucky because there are so many 13's on it: 13 stars, 13 stripes, 13 steps, 13 arrows and even an olive branch with 13 leaves on it. Of course the $1 bill is unlucky - if it was lucky it would be a $100 bill.

Another bit of useless info:

peepl rd whol wds not ltrs.

wch myt cm az a suprz tu ltz uv yu. btt itz y u cn muk owt wot m seyng n thz gdrbled mausge.

Well, anyway, that's one theory. I tend to think that we read by translating the words into sounds in our head and it's the sounds we 'read' - so spelling is less important for understanding than the sound the letters represent.

Sticky

Obviously all that drumming has damaged your eardrums. And the auditory cortex in your brain!

Don't worry, it passes. But only when you've drawn your last breath!

If you drop alcohol on a scorpion, it will immediately go mad and sting itself to death. Same if you trap it with fire.

In Washington, it is illegal to own and ride an ugly horse.

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Alcohol seems to have the same effect on plenty of the people I've met along the way. That would be - on the way to the pub!?

In Germany, its legal to have sex while driving down a motorway. (not a useless fact when you think about it )

The mosquito is the most deadliest creature - it has caused the death of nearly half the people that have ever lived.