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Cheers for the phots, Sticks,
BTW your mate was blowing well
that night and with 3 rig changes
he must have earned a fortune.



Aye Sunman .

Nice phots Sunman, but why is that bloke in the white suit wearing a gold handbag? I think we should be told

Sunman, is that a "secret" handshake, nudge nudge wink wink say no more

Ron you truly are a weasel of the highest order!

Only you mate could get an invite from the captain for Vince

Like Bootie said, I hope you performed?

Harry,
I think you'll find that golden handbag is actually a wrinkly over tanned wife

Oakers good one mate,

"Golden Handbag" sounds like some sort of sexual favour, as in " she gave me the Golden Handbag mate "
"she never did "
" oh yes, twice. Once outside Sams, and once in Jennys quarters, harry proffers or what?"
"you lucky lucky barsteward"

Sunman,ref the phots,
Phot 1)Why is the matelot wearing a condom on his shoulder? Is it Gay Pride week? Why is he sporting a cheap watch, couldn`t you manage to flog him a "Rolex"
Phot 2) Were you squeezing their buns, mate? Geezer on yer left obviously didn`t enjoy the experiance
Phot 3)Why was Jack hovering eight inches above the deck,behind the Bandy? Is he practising T.M.?
Phot 4)If that`s Jenny on the organ things haven`t changed much (Deep voice,"mornin Royal, where can I park me four tonner?" ) "Little did the musos realise they were sat on the flight deck and a Sea Harrier was about to land on them"

Anyway, can`t spend all night gassing to you lot, I`m off to ask Mrs H for a Golden Handbag
Aye,

Let me kow how it goes mate, I might try my luck when I get in

Well Bootneck its not secret anymore is it mate.
I wondered what he was doing.
Chunky will advise you on all things cautious.

A Trumpet Owdun I don't know, Sticky should be able
to identify it, I just thought he had a horn.

Weasle Oakers Weasle just you wait Bud.

And Harry I hope you had luck tonight with Mrs H.
and the Golden Handbag,I used to know a few
Double Baggers in my time, not Mrs H by the way lol
Good job it doesn't rain here very much or Gord knows
where this thread will go.
I'LL get you the watch or maybee just post a picture
of mine instead mate.
BTW the Matelot with the ribbon is the Naval Attache
to Spain, He brought the Ammbassador over especially
when they knew I was going.It was his First Duty since
being appointed and insisted on Gatecrashing the phot.

Aye Sunman .

sunman wrote:Good job it doesn't rain here very much or Gord knows
where this thread will go.
.

Nice one Sunman.....Last time I was in your neck of the woods I was behind the bar serving...........one for you two for me.....

Now if you really want this thread to hit the most Vulgarest bottom........just say the word
Aye

Sticky Blue wrote:The Bandy is in fact a Musician (Band Colour Seregeant) and not a bugler. The reason he is playing Sunset on a Cornet (No... not one of those filled with Ice Cream and nuts!) is because it has valves and requires less effort to get the notes than a bugle does.

I hope this has enlightened you all.
Love
Sticky... the bloke who puts the 'arse' in rehearse!

So Rank Realy does have its Perks!!

Sticky Blue wrote:

is all in the lips

Sticky, you are quite right, that is what I used to tell my girlfriends.

Aye - Andy.

Andy,

Despite your protestations to the contrary, you really are no gentleman. Being that aliteration ( also a blatant oxymoron) a sensitive sigs, I find myself blushing with embarrassment.


Barry

barryc, I am assuming from your previous comments that you have never dated lady buglers.

Aye - Andy.