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Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 9:55 am
by zombieslut
Lozhop - thanks for your support - but I'm not in the habit of fame claiming. As a Herefordian yourself (are you a North or South sider?) you will appreciate that it's a small, friendly place and people tend to know each other. The men tend to gossip more than the women!
As for pillowtalk - 'fraid (much to your probable disappointment) I don't do other women!
The jelly thing sounds interesting though, Cobalt- but if you look like the photo you'll have to put a balaclava on first!!!!
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 2:39 pm
by Twenty One
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 3:15 pm
by zombieslut
Lozhop - there is no self imposed air of mystery! I quit an office job in the MOD to earn more ££ and so did my friend who had indeed tried out for better things - and got to the last stage only to be binned on what she felt was a dubious reason. So dubious she quit and is now doing better things for loads more money.
I logged on because I was thinking about making a donation to a special forces charity. This forum was merely one of the things the search engine threw up - and I though i'd join in for a bit of a laugh.
I have nothing to prove whatsoever and I have nothing to do with the forces apart from supporting the local charity. I gave up dating funnyfarmers years ago because they have a problem telling the truth - albeit a few have the old phwar factor when you see them out running in their sweaty shorts - look don't touch - and steer clear of the ones with tashes as they maintain paddling pools filled with jelly.

Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 3:34 pm
by zombieslut
Yeah thats the charity.
My ex. needs a charity too - the SAS (scitzoid And Sad) w@#k.are.us.co.uk pea brained paranoia association of Hereford.
Make sure you suppport the right one...
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 3:40 pm
by lew
zombe slut are you male of female????
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 3:48 pm
by lew
DOHHH!!!

oh well
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:18 pm
by zombieslut
Lew- how are you pronouncing that? "Loo?"
I regret to advise ...that i'm actually...a female zombie slut.
Yours with a sluttish laugh,
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:24 pm
by lew
Nope its definitely "lew" I’m neither French or a toilet...
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:32 pm
by lew
Very funny

, but I’m not welsh, I’m actually of Irish decent...
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:39 pm
by lew
Well I guess its the same as jocks and the short arm deep pocket disease, and the welsh mans love of wooly things, you just come to except it...
Irish grandparents, I was born and bread here in England…
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:46 pm
by lew
That could be interesting, there would be allot that could be learned about the way a “normal” women’s mind works if they got to study yours…
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 4:55 pm
by lew
Well saw dust is better than air i guess...
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 5:13 pm
by lew
More foolhardy than stupid me thinks,

but its all in good fun, and if I get clobbered at the end so be it
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 5:33 pm
by lew
Why thankya

now do you mind shouting that out in crowded areas
lew
Posted: Wed 23 Jul, 2003 5:45 pm
by lew
should i answer that

jus kidding of course you don't
lew