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Oh good im not the only person who checks the site a couple of times a day starting to get worried. Well at least were not compulsive chat room users.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: MESSAGING has been known to consume time, cause insanity, wreak havoc ,inspire hopes and dreams, and cause the user to sit hunched over a computer, bloodshot eyeballs staring at the monitor until the wee hours of the morning! Furthermore, messaging causes a poor diet, a flat butt, and ability to avoid going to the bathroom

Theres me thinking my desk cam was turned off.

Aye

John_D

Looks like your site has done more damage than good jay!!!!

Im here to take my first step. Sometimes in a day I will visit Military Forums up to 10 times. At first one a day with just 1 refresh. Then I became dependant and before I knew it I was on 10 a day. Im hooked. I need help

Does anyone know where MFSD (Military Forums Stress Disorder) can be treated? It used to be rare but now its a very common diagnosis.

I'm at work but Im so bored it is effecting my posting ability, usually I always have things to say but work is literally sapping the life out of me.

My fun for the day has been to prize of a number of keys from a blokes keyboard and swap the letters round, I have done it rather sneakily so I'm just waiting to see if he notices.

Oh the Joy

BTW - I visit the forum quite a few times a day, I usually start to post something then my work apathy takes hold and a stop typing.

TheCount wrote: My fun for the day has been to prize of a number of keys from a blokes keyboard

Never thought of doing that before.......i usually just use a program i made to reverse the mouse to when you go up it goes down etc always a laugh. Ill have to find it and upload it somewhere,

I have never visited militaryforums.co.uk in my life. And I never will, again!

this is my first day 'aboard' sorry about that, it sounds more nautical...you Booties are a pretty rum lot...none of the elitism that seems to haunt some other forums...nice 1 !...

Well i do have the new wallpaper for your PC in production for the addicted peeps!

Hi, I'm Rob.......I haven't been to one of these meetings before.........but you see I need help, I must turn this around. My friends, and Archie doesn't count anymore, tell me........well they tell me I need help. This seems like a good place to start.
Wibble wibble!
Sorry slipped back there!
Mum says, well what she says isn't worth writing, but needless to say the genes have been passed on succesfully.

I'm hurt Rob, you know we only do it because we love you sooooooo much and we don't want to see you end up like AIRBORNE, A.K.A. Nobby No Mates.....

Group Hug please.

Count -

Switching letters on the keyboard is good -

So is taping down the receiver arm on your colleagues telephone.....

Should your colleagues wear a 'hands free' job you'll have to drip
sealing wax in their ears while they snooze...

If all else fails - switch the receiver with a shower head and hose -
see how long it takes them to notice...

'Aye

Roy,

No elitism?? b****y h**l. we're obviously slipping!
A pretty rum lot indeed. Sandy bottoms, Jack?

Gruppenfueur now 'DOMINATES' the putor.

Shes always sending E mails and such like. Worst bloody thing she ever did was decide to work from home!

I offered to waterproof the shed with maskers. Get rid of the smell of cat pee. Put back the door. Fit it with candles so's she could see after dark. Christ, I even offered to fix the 10 year old deckchair and rig up a desk of sorts with the old backgate (it's not that rotten) She declined.

No she has to work in the office cum dining room. Blast her!

I turned the putor on the other day and felt faint (ain't had a fix for nearly 4 days!). My Mummy says it will stunt my growth. I Spit on these stupid theories people come up with!

Sanity is just a state of mind I tell yer! He, He, He. Ha, Ha, Ha. Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!

aye steve evans