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Wot me.......worry, why?

H your time will come. I know where the Mother in Law of all Battleaxes lives, the tickets for her solo trip to Perth are a first class stamp away.

Ah good old gold label.(BARLEY WINE LEROY)
You must water down with a Diamond White.
There is an art to this collect a half glass.
Pour about half of each into the glass.
Sit back, swing the lamp and enjoy.
Repeat at least a dozen times.
Happy days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAR

NEWCASLE BROWN.

Aye
John_D

What Naughty things could you do?

Maybe riding the bike without a helmet

or standing on the seat, while in motion.

Doing Wheelies on the cattle market.

Need I go on?

Aye

John_D

Naw try Metholated spirits with Metal polish strained through the sweaty nylon (Black) stocking of a Chief Wren writer (drafting),maybe thats why I got all the duff Drafts?.Aye JR

Owdun,Thunder flashes! remember when the name of the game was to climb on the roof of those old shacks at CSRM (Bickleigh) and stuff a thunder flash down the chimney just to see how fast the 'bastards could move,I put it all down to mis-spent youth no TV?. Aye JR

Field firing on Dartmoor,
staying on a farm type complex,
all fine until Mr thomas,
goes for an ertha kitt.
Then a prankster with a wild sense of humour,
rolls a thunder flash under the door.

"Oh its strated then has it"!!!!!!!!!!!!