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As one of the only Red Hammer/98% normal person on this one I can see your problem. BLUE MOVIES

It's has to be subconscious, You are all remembering such classics as:

Johnny Longtool in Blue Hammer or Orange Wench (Dutch Film)
or
Siss Drippingvett in the classic Pink Oboe (Musical porn movie) and Blue Saw ( S&M movie)
or
Sandy Oppennleggshot (African/American Actress) in the all time great
Bkackscrewdriver :black: & Part II The Black Drill :black: and the well made Blue Dildo.

I think you all need help and quick, so make that appointment and get the therapy, you all need.

Well Harry Hackedoff looks like you and I are the only normal ones here, do you still see the dead people Harry?. I Do still, sometimes like now.

Gys/Gls

Thanks for the feedback so far. My PhD supervisor will be interested in the results. Mind you a "sample" of 14 is far from conclusive.

From a Freudian/Jungian perspective we can "feel" for North Sea Tigress's 'drill' and from Freud's "psycho-sexual developmental stages" Skiffle's 'dildo'.

However, Rogue Chef's classification of an Oboe as a tool could open up a whole new area of research for the cognitive psychologists out there?

I had been hoping to demonstrate that service personnel were basically normal. Fool that I am!!

p.s. this unethical feedback renders the rest of the "experiment" invalid 'cos people may well tend to submit answers that might classify themselves as "normal". In other words, have a go if you want to, but don't take it too seriously.

Shukran habibee!!!!!!!

"Normal" Moi? as we say here in the Latin quarter of St Agnes, Piff Paff Poff!

Purple monkey wrench

Tony
My blue movie theory is lost when "Purple monkey wrench" pops up, I really do hope so anyway.

White pile ointment

Nuff said

Aye steve evans

Steve

White pile ointment a tool? Ah, yes, I think I get it. Now lie on this couch and tell me all about your childhood

A broken deer antler.
(Note to self,clean out tool box).

You mean you havent heard about the 'Blue Dildo' exercise grenade.

Because of all the cut backs and health and safety not alowing us to play with anything that explodes in a nonwar/range enviroment, we now have to use these new blue dildo grenades.

Any one caught in the danger area of one of these has to imediatly throw themselves to the floor and begin to laugh their ass off.

Pulling the pin out however has produced a few casualties that have been casevaced to the nearest dentist.