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harry hackedoff wrote:Peds, the most important criteria is ravishing good looks as well you know.
I mean have you seen those two gronk magnets Green Ronald Pawatwooper01 ffs

So, Mikey, what`s wrong with staying Stateside and joining the misguided children?

Don`t answer that

Coming from an old scouser like yourself

Stinky wrote:Well I hope you enjoy mikepasek for as long as you can before you get bored of it like the rest of us.

Never thought i would hear myself say it but i miss it . I'm at college in Iowa at the moment and i am missing good old England with it's untrustworthy weather and overpriced everything.

Can't wait to finish up, get back and have a shot at the RMs.

Hawkeye wrote:i am missing good old England with it's untrustworthy weather and overpriced everything.

You must be certifiable if you miss England.
Mind you,Iowa is not known for it's stable climate

GO HAWKEYES. :multi: :multi: :multi:

We've only been in the Middle East 3 weeks and we're all missing England.
There's only so much hummus one person can eat...

I'm looking forward to a big greasy bacon butty.

Hyperlithe wrote:We've only been in the Middle East 3 weeks and we're all missing England.

I found that leaving England wasn't that much of a tug.
Mind you Iv'e lived in the US longer than I ever lived here.
I really find that I increasingly hate the place.
Bad service,
bad coffee,
Tea???wtf's that all about?
Steve Wright in the Afternoon?
My sights are firmly set on getting home before Crimbo.
Tescos???Dont make me laugh.
Wouldn't know a real supermarket if it fell on their heads.

You want to talk about bad service?
We ordered food in the restaurant here - 2 hours later, some people had food, some didn't, some people had had to send theirs back twice cos it was still frozen in the middle, one person was still waiting for a cup of TEA, and when we complained to the manager he just stood there and scratched his balls.
We waited another half hour after that for our bills, and they were all wrong when they were brought out, stuff on them we hadn't ordered, stuff missing that we had ordered, not a problem if the items were the same price, but of course they'd charged us for expensive stuff and left out the cheap stuuf!
A couple of the girls refused to pay for the food (fair enough, when you've waited that long for it and it was cold when it appeared), and he sent one of the waiters round all our rooms to try and get payment out of us.
The hotel called the embassy and told them we were being difficult.
Damn straight!

Wholley wrote:Tescos???Dont make me laugh.
Wouldn't know a real supermarket if it fell on their heads.

Haha yeah but really WalMart? Do people really work there, i walk around for hours wondering if they hide on purpose, then you can't find where the hell you are anyway!

I had to have some REAL tea sent out, not much of it here. Plus, Bud
light, Keystone light etc etc. You have to agree that sucks.

Hawkeye wrote: light, Keystone light etc etc. You have to agree that sucks.

'Old Milwaukee's Finest Light'
Like making love in a punt.
As to Wally World.
'Hello how can I help you?'

By selling less cheap Chinese crap.

harry hackedoff wrote:You crack me up mate

The Brit's still resent us

Are you in US at the moment Mikey? Are you eligible for service in UK Armed Forces?

yes im still in the US, and im pretty sure im eligible for service in UK.

what are the requirments?

Think of the poor shriveled-up cows!

Wholley wrote: As to Wally World.
'Hello how can I help you?'

By selling less cheap Chinese crap.

Damn good point. Though i did find the Rambo movies sitting in a Bargain basket

It isn't all bad though, the accent works wonders

PAGreenwell wrote: Winn-Dixie is the place to be.

As they recently filed chapter eleven I doubt it's the place to be especially if you were an employee.

Your mad fella , where all leaving.

Stinky wrote:Think of the poor shriveled-up cows!

I knew a bird like that once, what a disappointment.