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The chest without lock or key is an egg by the way, if anyone was wondering

A man lives in an apartment on the 20th floor.
Every day when he gets home from work, he gets in the lift and presses the button for floor 15, gets out on floor 15 and gets the stairs to floor 20, where he lives. Why?

A woman leaves her husband for the church. Why?

Cause he is a dwarf and can't reach the button's.

because he is too short to reach the button for the 20th floor!

Some cogs are tigs.
All tigs are bons.
Some bons are pabs.
Some pabs are tigs.
Therefore, cogs are definitely pabs.

TRUE or FALSE?

got1 wrote:Cause he is a dwarf and can't reach the button's.

Yes bang on there!

Mr_Kiwi wrote:Its not the blind guy swimming with the bell on the bouy and the bell his mate has is it?

Oh and I checked that website, they can get it no worries. now I just need to find $30 (10 pounds)... looks like I'll have to save up for it.

Kiwi, I hope you enjoy my second book as much as the first.

I have to admit my friend, as far as these riddles go, there's no fooling you. Well done and all the very best.


Steve

ArmyBrat wrote:because he is too short to reach the button for the 20th floor!

Some cogs are tigs.
All tigs are bons.
Some bons are pabs.
Some pabs are tigs.
Therefore, cogs are definitely pabs.

TRUE or FALSE?

False, only some cogs a pabs.... I think haha!

And in reply to you Ste Preece, hopefully some nice member of my family will buy it for me for christmas, if not it looks like i'll have to wait till my new job comes through in Feb...


okay heres a very easy riddle:

What gets wet the more it dries

a towel!

Well done.

A Woman shoots her husbands head, then holds him under water for 5 minutes, and then hangs him. later in the evening they go out for dinner, how is it possible?

The wife takes a photo puts it in the stuff which devlops the picture and dries it and then goes out for food

Here we go my turn i believe

Three guys walk into town. They go into a hotel and ask for a
room they can share. The clerk has just the thing they want for
thirty dollars. The clerk sends them to the room, takes out the
ledger, and realizes that he made a mistake. The room costs only
twenty-five dollars. Now he has to divide five dollars evenly
three ways. Can't be done. So the clerk pockets two dollars,
tells the guys that he made a three dollar mistake and gives them
each a single. Now, each man paid only nine dollars for his share
of the room. Nine times three equals twenty seven, plus the two in
the clerk's pocket equals twenty nine. Where's the other dollar?

ArmyBrat wrote:A Woman shoots her husbands head, then holds him under water for 5 minutes, and then hangs him. later in the evening they go out for dinner, how is it possible?

The woman was a photographer


What has a bottom at the top?

grope2 wrote:The wife takes a photo puts it in the stuff which devlops the picture and dries it and then goes out for food

Here we go my turn i believe

Three guys walk into town. They go into a hotel and ask for a
room they can share. The clerk has just the thing they want for
thirty dollars. The clerk sends them to the room, takes out the
ledger, and realizes that he made a mistake. The room costs only
twenty-five dollars. Now he has to divide five dollars evenly
three ways. Can't be done. So the clerk pockets two dollars,
tells the guys that he made a three dollar mistake and gives them
each a single. Now, each man paid only nine dollars for his share
of the room. Nine times three equals twenty seven, plus the two in
the clerk's pocket equals twenty nine. Where's the other dollar?

There isn't one

You're not trying to find the thirty dollars - you're trying to find twenty five dollars - the 3 guys paid thirty, minus the 3 they got back, minus the 2 in the clerk's pocket - you're not supposed to add them when he gives it back, it's still part of the same thirty.

Damn you Google!