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Posted: Thu 13 Nov, 2003 3:52 am
by Artist
"I am totally opposed to private education in all it's forms"
Diane Abbot.
Yer right you two faced sactimonious bitch!
"I'll be home for ten dad, honest"
My Mk3 daughter at 1900hrs Wednesday the 12 nov 03. Now 0348hrs Thursday 13 nov 03 still waiting for the :lilangel: Not a happy Hector!
Artist
Posted: Thu 13 Nov, 2003 4:20 am
by Whitey
Gen. Armstrong Custer said at the battle of Little Big Horn "Where did all the F#$cking Indians come from?"
Posted: Thu 13 Nov, 2003 12:58 pm
by Jon
While in the back of a bus
"this is like Speed 2, but in a bus instead of a boat"
- Millhouse Van Outen
Posted: Mon 17 Nov, 2003 1:17 am
by Wholley
Field Marshall Sir Gerald Templer
to Lord Louis Mountbatten.
"Louis,you are so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a screw".
Wholley.
Posted: Mon 17 Nov, 2003 8:06 am
by BenChug
"It takes more courage to retreat than Attack in the Soviet Army"
Stalin, after ordering "Not a Step Back order
And I personally think that this is my favorite especially after being to Bosnia and actually seeing Ethnic Cleansing take place..
Never think that war no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
Ernest Hemingway
This one relates to trying for the Royal Marines and such.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.
- Winston Churchill
Posted: Mon 17 Nov, 2003 10:44 am
by Jon
"Its not the success that counts, but the struggle."
Part of the olympic creed
Posted: Mon 17 Nov, 2003 11:03 am
by Jason The Argonaut
This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
Posted: Mon 15 Dec, 2003 4:29 pm
by Jason The Argonaut
At the end of the day it is the individual fighting soldier who carries the battle to the enemy. Sir Andrew Agnew commanding Campbell’s Regiment (Royal Scots Fusiliers), giving orders to his infantrymen before the Battle of Dettingen in 1743 shouted; "Do you see yon loons on yon grey hill? Well, if ye dinna kill them, they’ll kill you!"
Posted: Mon 15 Dec, 2003 4:42 pm
by Artist
"My round? F*ck off, I was having a sh*t!"
A.N. Other.
Artist
Posted: Mon 15 Dec, 2003 5:09 pm
by RobT
The New Bisto advert:
"Haha, look at that bloke in the background he's even got Manboobs!"
Woman says "Thats my Mother"
Posted: Thu 18 Dec, 2003 1:35 pm
by jos
Pa Pa!
the baby has just fell into the fire..
'Don't poke him son, he'll last till morning'
Can't think of wher where I heard that one.....
Posted: Tue 30 Dec, 2003 5:23 pm
by chunky from york
Edict from the Great Khan Genghis:-
'The floggings will continue until morale improves'
Posted: Tue 30 Dec, 2003 11:05 pm
by BenChug
The last words of Alexander the Great
Aide - "Sire to whom to you leave your empire?"
Alex - "To whoever is the strongest."
Posted: Wed 14 Jan, 2004 4:39 am
by Wholley
"It's not in the history of civilisation for peace ever to reign.Never has in the history of man...I doubt that we'll ever have a time when the world will actually be at peace".
General Tommy Franks.United States Army.
Wholley.
Posted: Wed 14 Jan, 2004 5:35 am
by Whitey
I am nothing but a poor sinner, trusting in Christ alone for salvation. Robert E. Lee