Deoderant

zombieslut · Post by **zombieslut** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 1:11 pm

Is it true that most Paras dont wear deoderant?

I once went out with one and he really smelt baaaad

- and refused to wear deo even though I purchased various delightful smelling brands for him. It got so embarressing i had to dump him.

Im interested to know - was it a SOP or something or was he really a stinky lout like my Sister advised? :drinking:

Contractor · Post by **Contractor** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 1:15 pm

Oh dear, oh dear. Prepare for incoming posts on smelly pongo's

I think he was perhaps a smelly lout as your sister advised.

On a personal note when I was in the Army, I bathed every Tuesday regardless of whether I needed a bath or not.

lew · Post by **lew** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 2:47 pm

i thought you wernt allowed to wear deo in the field...

zombie maybe he had sensitive skin in his pits...

maybe it was like a defence barrier...

maybe he thought it made him manly...

maybe he had no sence of smell and there fore it didnt bother him...

maybe he liked to smell...

maybe you sister was right...

lew

zombieslut · Post by **zombieslut** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 4:22 pm

I's say he was insensitive.
I just wanted to know if it was an army thing - or not.

I also heard there is a Para drinking game that they play in the pub. Someone does a poop inbetween 2 slices of bread. Then someone stamps on it and whoever has the most poo on them is the winner?

Is this a game you have heard of?

Contractor · Post by **Contractor** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 4:28 pm

the 'game' is called Freckles - for obvious reasons, the one with the most freckles 'wins'.

Beermats are normally used rather than bread, each participant places their chin on the table in a circle, equi distance from the beermat with turd, the beermat is struck, freckles everywhere.

Not the most pleasant game in town.

rabby · Post by **rabby** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 4:43 pm

Who decides who gets the glorious duty of the stamping???

Contractor · Post by **Contractor** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 4:48 pm

The less thick, or, most sober of the bunch I guess, in that he could persuade half a dozen or so men to place their chins on a table who knew perfectly well what was about to happen

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 7:55 pm

Aways wondered why I had no wish to join the Paras....Now I know......Crabby Bastards1...

chunky from york · Post by **chunky from york** » Tue 28 Oct, 2003 8:23 pm

Zombieslut.

You will ind that people who are regularly in contact with 'War Dogs' find it all rather unpleasant. Except[t the the dogs who think it great.

Dogs that follow you sniff out the scent of deodorants, soap, tooth powder, grass from your usual environment and come up with a smell it files as 'catch this one' and follows it. one way to baffle these dogs is ; to not use deodorants, soap[, tooth paste etc for 24 hrs. before the the exercise, also to rinse out your clothes several times in clear water. We were once picked up and could smell the Land Rover driver from 25 yards away.

But this is not normal, only if you know war dogs will be contacted.

As for a smelly Paras you just got a bad one, throw him back, there are plenty more out there.

As regards 'freckles' very immature.

zombieslut · Post by **zombieslut** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 11:12 am

I know i got a bad one. I'm sure theres some very nice ones, with or without freckles.

The thought of sharing a house with someone who comes home smelling of human pooh makes me ill though. Horse manure or silage i can handle - but poop. Bleugh.

always go commando · Post by **always go commando** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 11:21 am

freckles

sick sick bloody sick comes in the same catagory as soggy biscuit, but still i'd ratehr have poop on my face

Tab · Post by **Tab** » Wed 29 Oct, 2003 6:59 pm

Well if you want your fella to smell sweet why go out with some one from the limp wristed brigade. I can still remember a time before there was such a thing as deodorant, and may god have mercy on your soul if you smelt.

:drinking:

Kat =^..^= · Post by **Kat =^..^=** » Thu 30 Oct, 2003 8:08 pm

When out with a Para once ... I'm sticking to bootnecks, Nuff said

:lilangel:

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Thu 30 Oct, 2003 8:23 pm

Kat =^..^= wrote:I'm sticking to bootnecks, Nuff said
:lilangel:

Kinky!!
We prefer the ladies to throw themselves at our feet... if the glue thing works for you, I don't see any problems

In my case it always seems that the Women were throwing up over my feet, I had to wash my boots many times.

Kat =^..^= · Post by **Kat =^..^=** » Thu 30 Oct, 2003 11:48 pm

Sticky Blue wrote:
Kat =^..^= wrote:I'm sticking to bootnecks, Nuff said
:lilangel:
Kinky!!
We prefer the ladies to throw themselves at our feet... if the glue thing works for you, I don't see any problems
In my case it always seems that the Women were throwing up over my feet, I had to wash my boots many times.

I meant Real Bootnecks stix

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