Failure to log out may require Docs tender ministrations. If periods of heavy straining don't produce a result you may need thermonuclear pullthrough. It usually works, and also ensures one may clean ones teeth via one's botty.

Fark Harry, get me to the land of lamb shanks for the wugby. Have any of you miscreants heard anything about young Lt Cmdr Axon. Is he still enveloped in white canvas crying for his beloved copy of Matt Monroe's Greatest Hits? Wosssappening? Is this a timefluxwarpy thing. Or just a thirteen amp plug...

Confusing the heck out of me this is!

Not he first time young man, not the first!

Why is there an echo in here, here, here, here..........

Must be cracking up...

I thought Loz had written "I see the resident pervs have been in season!"

Thinks I to meself, cos nobody ever listens, this'll be fun.

The Presidential Jet has been upgraded. The lavatorial experience is a work of art.
Those caught smoking in the heads are flushed with their detritus.

Observe..................

Hurrrne hurrrrn hurrnerurn thar' big fella........hurrrrn hurrrn. Oooorah? Hurrrrn. They've all gone to sleep. it's very quiet since they had their initial burst on the scene. But you know those boys will be awake at 0400, what GW calls dawn, and asleep by 1400, what GW calls sunset. :roll: Group hu...

My youngest brother tells the tale of one of his gunner mates (rapier battery) who lost the bits that waggle about on the left when a mine went Bam in the Falklands. On the way home this lad produced for sale signs. "One left boot- one left glove etc"

Nah, Pbucket doesn't do wav files etc. The boy will need the URL. Honest, unless he can sing it contralto over the phone. Thislly, kick his nuts, and see what happens..........yes, they are small, and they are behind his ears, it's the result of an injury during training. Self inflicted, jumping fro...

How can you apply to be an officer when your 16 without qualifications? No probs, you just need stunning good looks, legs like tree trunks, huge lung capacity and the ability to jump over speeding trains and things. A few O levels help. I did it at 16 in 1969, and passed. Mind you I already had Eng...

I think you need the URL of the original file. So it's back tot he sender and see if he/she ( ) has it.

Dick Emery........

"May the bwessings of the winner owv the thwee fiftween at Kempton Park, guide you, revile you and fill your pockets..........Hymen"

Hmmm, must be a different Alfie Bass to the one that I know. I just know the one that did 28 years in the stores at CTC whist everyone else was getting drafted and going off into harms way. And ripping off Nods for jars of coffee and biscuits who had lost there kit. Stix@CTC, were you ever required...

Well done C-Y, an old hand already, or did somebody mutter gash hand?

I was inspired by a man who was a training officer in the Royal Marine Cadet unit I attended in Aylesbury. A real rough diamond, terrified most people but he had a heart of gold. Daryl, your Dad will tell you, check everything, then check it again. Pay attention to the finest detail. Good luck. :wink:

Daryl, if your Dad read that he would choke you. Grab a dictionary, or cut and paste from Word, after spellchecking if you cannot spell.